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You got a back of 5 big uns for a tenner, though the best ones probably sold out pre Nov 5th. My firend is about 5 foot 7 and I had a picture of him with them and they came up to his chest.

We also created a criteria which fireworks should be judged on and clearly displayed on the box so you know what you're getting (to be rated out of 5)

'Flight noise' - How awe inspiring and climax building is the 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' sound from take off to explosion?

'Explosion noise' - How thunderous and loud is the bang created upon explosion?

'Height' - How high does the rocket get before exploding, the higher the better?

'Explosion' - How colourful, exciting and large is the bang itself?

'Chaos Factor' - An attribute based on a multitude of things but best described as a summation of the overall experience.

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You got a back of 5 big uns for a tenner, though the best ones probably sold out pre Nov 5th. My firend is about 5 foot 7 and I had a picture of him with them and they came up to his chest.

We also created a criteria which fireworks should be judged on and clearly displayed on the box so you know what you're getting (to be rated out of 5)

Sigh. I miss the days when I was a country boy! Has your mate ever done the thing where you put a rocket between each finger on a hand and then launch all three or four at the same time? My friend who did this tells me that he never felt more alive!

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Ya couple of hooligans!

Nice contribution. You do that a lot, and make up about 100 posts a day just making random pointless comments on the fringes of others' conversations.

Just an observation, geezer.

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Sigh. I miss the days when I was a country boy! Has your mate ever done the thing where you put a rocket between each finger on a hand and then launch all three or four at the same time? My friend who did this tells me that he never felt more alive!

We.........er........they tend to conserve rockets and only fire one at a time, taking time to seek new firing locations, targets and recepticles to explode :ph34r:

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But surely that makes you as bad as me then?

Because the things I say are just "observations"

That's a bit of a conundrum though. If I'm being like you by pointing out what you're doing, then does someone who fails at everything actually succeed if they fail at failing?

It just helps sometimes if a few posts out of 100 were actually about something. Heh, to each his own.

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That's a bit of a conundrum though. If I'm being like you by pointing out what you're doing, then does someone who fails at everything actually succeed if they fail at failing?

It just helps sometimes if a few posts out of 100 were actually about something. Heh, to each his own.

You seem pretty good at it.

Have you read all my posts, aye?

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No. Although with 100 a day it's hard to miss at least some. And they're all so boring. I don't mind one way or the other but clearly you've taken offence. It is what it is, innit?

Anyway, you're right, humouring you isn't making me any better. So goodnight to you.

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No. Although with 100 a day it's hard to miss at least some. And they're all so boring. I don't mind one way or the other but clearly you've taken offence. It is what it is, innit?

Anyway, you're right, humouring you isn't making me any better. So goodnight to you.

:lol:

I'm far from offended. And if you read all my posts (which isn't possible) I'm sure you'd find at least one of them interesting.

I know they can't all be winners unfortunately.

I just find it odd you criticise me for making observations, when you did it yourself.

I'm not too bothered what you think of my posting on here.

Goodnight.

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MSN Messenger is now telling me that I can't sign in until I update to whatever new piece of shit version they're pushing these days.

Fuck off! I don't even speak to anybody on it any more, I just like the wee pop up box when I get an e-mail. I don't need fancy colours, moving pictures, or friends who's names have arabic letters in them so that it says "Graham" in an unusual way.

"Live" Messenger? WTF is this shit? It's MSN! I don't have a fucking clue what it stands for, but at least it makes sense. "Live" Messenger!? I know it's live. If it was fucking recorded, it wouldn't be a conversation now, would it, it'd be a TV programme on Dave.

Please, Microsoft, leave me alone with my out of date, defunct messenger which still has two little rotating green chess pieces.

Oh, and don't give me this "Thank you for choosing Microsoft!" bollocks. It's like thanking me for choosing to have eyes. I don't have a fucking choice, I'd rather do without them - it'd be more peaceful, but it makes it fucking difficult to find out who's trying to sell me Viagra if I don't.

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MSN Messenger is now telling me that I can't sign in until I update to whatever new piece of shit version they're pushing these days.

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Oh, and don't give me this "Thank you for choosing Microsoft!" bollocks. It's like thanking me for choosing to have eyes. I don't have a fucking choice, I'd rather do without them - it'd be more peaceful, but it makes it fucking difficult to find out who's trying to sell me Viagra if I don't.

Amen brother! I can't remember the last time I spoke to anyone on msn, its turning into a bit of a relic IMO, and I too wish to be left alone with previous versions. Successive versions of msn have just got worse and worse, and yet are still bloody compulsory. :(

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I'm sure you'd know about incest being from Greenock.

Please scoop up the fail you've shat on the ground, thaaaaaanks.

Yeah I'm part time in my job as well but have been known to do 12 hour shifts, as well as 16 days without a day off and 9am starts :(

Money's good though. On good weeks I get over 30 hours and mucho tips.

Rent boys are a booming economy at the moment. Suck it up: literally...

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some c***s at my work has taken all the credit for the apprentice newsletter, which i felt i played a very significant role in getting done. shitebags that they are!

Bad that.

What happened at your work the other night?Was there much damage?

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