xbl Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Drunks Umm, hello! Thats my second night on the pish, and I really, really regret deciding to wash my linen and turn my mattress this afternoon. All my bed linen is still downstairs in the dryer, and my mattress is propped up on its side, airing, To deal with this situation, I bought a poke of sausages from the all night garage. But dammit, I need to make my bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I really, really like this lassie who has been going to the pub for a couple of weeks now and we get on fine, she is not seeing anyone but i am too much of a shitebag to ask her out because she is way, way outta my league Lonely Hearts Thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgers apprentice Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Lonely Hearts Thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Friday night I was at a party/ flat warming, must have been about 100 there and it's the drunkest I've ever been. Drank right trough the night and we then heading to spoons at 11am on Saturday. Then we went to some other pubs and I have no idea how I got home sometime on late Saturday afternoon. I've finally woke up now feeling rough as f*ck and I've now found out that I lost my wallet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Alcohol Awareness week is coming again.I always feel a tad guilty..especially the way i have been putting it away the past week.. Got to drive to day and next weekend so that should slow me down a tad.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 My Dad doesn't want to come to my house and watch the football today. Was quite looking forward to spending some time with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 My Dad doesn't want to come to my house and watch the football today. Was quite looking forward to spending some time with him. And the cats in the cradle in the silver spoon... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 And the cats in the cradle in the silver spoon... f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Fuckin BOOOO. Just got next weeks work load. 2 Carlisles and 3 Edinburghs and a local. Cuntish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Yes, it might encourage teams to keep the ball on the deck!! Indeed, because all wind stops blowing about a foot from the ground in Scotland. My PTTGOYN: Plooks and their MSN chat clogging the board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Fuckin BOOOO.Just got next weeks work load. 2 Carlisles and 3 Edinburghs and a local. Cuntish. Edinburgh!!lock the city gates... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 My dad got me FIFA10, but... ...It was the PS2 version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 My dad got me FIFA10, but......It was the PS2 version. Ungrateful shite.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Ungrateful shite.. He kept the receipt...or I hope he did...so he should be able just to trade it in for the 360 version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I have to drive later..nothing stronger than Coffee today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I have to drive later..nothing stronger than Coffee today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I have to drive later..nothing stronger than Coffee today. After disgracing myself yesterday I'm on the soft drinks today. Drank 12 pints and a bottle of red and fell asleep by 7 p.m. Ayrgirl wasn't best pleased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 After disgracing myself yesterday I'm on the soft drinks today. Drank 12 pints and a bottle of red and fell asleep by 7 p.m. Ayrgirl wasn't best pleased. Because you fell asleep or because it was her wine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 After disgracing myself yesterday I'm on the soft drinks today. Drank 12 pints and a bottle of red and fell asleep by 7 p.m. Ayrgirl wasn't best pleased. I was up in Dundee to see a pal on Wednesday. I was out on Tuesday night, and was drinking a cacophony of various beers and spirits and hadn't eaten anything after about 6. I then crawled out of bed and onto the train up to Dundee and walked right out of the station into the pub, then went from ale-house to lager-shack all afternoon. I ended up sleeping in his flat from 6 til 9 before getting my train home again. It wasn't like I disgraced myself by spewing everywhere or anything, but it's incredibly poor form. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Maybe he fell asleep ON Ayrgirl? You bad, bad, bad man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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