Smurph Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Am I racist for assuming that every Chinese person in the world is shit hot at Karate? Karate originated in Japan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Why do martial art type lads always wear dressing gowns? Is it the same principle as doing swimming lessons in your jammies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 No, but you obviously stereotype. Tell me, how is your sister in bed? Nowhere near as good as my Mum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 I stayed in too. But I'm still ill and it's only a foam party at red anyway. Still, it's guff. You said it was tomorrow ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 I just love the 'hard man' thing here. It's worse than the UK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Nowhere near as good as my Mum! But isn't your sister your mother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 But isn't your sister your mother I met one of your fellow bairns tonight, a guy that goes by 'badgerthewitness'...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 But isn't your sister your mother My sister is my gran. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 My sister is my gran. Ahh that explains everything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Ahh that explains everything I'm totally confused though. I'm away to my bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 You said it was tomorrow ? When? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 I sent my passport application away over a fortnight ago and today received my old passport (corners clipped etc) and a wee note saying that my application was being processed. I'm very impatient so how long after said wee note does it take for my new passport to be delivered, if anyone has a rough idea? I was expecting to have the new one and have it done and dusted by now!I paid an extra £6 odds to speed up the process! I kind of need it soon as well, but inconvenience me all the same, p***ks! Actually, you tit, I think they have to send the old one on one day, and the new one the next. They're not allowed to send them both in the same envelope, you know. Exactly! Who's the "p***k" now?! F*ck saaaaake! I still don't have it and won't until at least Monday. This fucking annoys me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 telling someone that you will meet them at 6am in the office and you get your arse out of bed and they dont bother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 folk who claim to be elite ta,then dont make last two qualifiers using the excuse"i'm working in norway" thats only you that claim to be elite :lol what you doing up at this time of the morning?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 When? Monday. It was shortly before you proclaimed your undying love for Zac Efron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Was walking up Buchanan Street last night, on the way to Kushion. Just past Frasers, there is a bit of wall that sticks out. I had my earphones in, and was texting away, and had forgotten about the wall. I walked right into it. I know have a big scratch under my eye, and it looks like a black eye is forming. Magnifique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 It is utterly ridiculous that you're less than two years older than me.This is in no way a dig at you or your situation at all, and I realise that it's not really relevant to anything at the moment, but it's a thought that keeps occurring to me. It's mind-boggling! Why? Was walking up Buchanan Street last night, on the way to Kushion. Just past Frasers, there is a bit of wall that sticks out.I had my earphones in, and was texting away, and had forgotten about the wall. I walked right into it. I know have a big scratch under my eye, and it looks like a black eye is forming. Magnifique. Just say it was some well 'ard bloke that gave it to you. He ended up worse than you though, had to go to the Royal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Just say it was some well 'ard bloke that gave it to you. He ended up worse than you though, had to go to the Royal. I don't really get into fights. And I told pretty much everyone last night, when I met them outside Kushion. Next time, and there will be a next time, I'll pretend I got into a scrap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 I don't really get into fights. And I told pretty much everyone last night, when I met them outside Kushion.Next time, and there will be a next time, I'll pretend I got into a scrap. Must of thought you were a right f@nny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Was walking up Buchanan Street last night, on the way to Kushion. Just past Frasers, there is a bit of wall that sticks out.I had my earphones in, and was texting away, and had forgotten about the wall. I walked right into it. I know have a big scratch under my eye, and it looks like a black eye is forming. Magnifique. A few years ago when i was delivering ,i run straight into a plate glass door.I didn't see it,and there were no markings.Im not sure what hurt the most,my pride of my face.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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