GypsyTillIDie Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Aye, both of the lassies who got theirs out were enormous. On a trampoline aswell. Fucking brilliant. Jealous. Much. I met a nice girl from Shawlands a while ago, and she's been at camp for the last two weeks. She was meant to come back today but is staying for another week now. Hopefully next weekend I will be reminded of what a vagina looks like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Oh and Fraser, I have the confidence of a shrew when I'm sober, then I end up drinking too much and dribbling everywhere. Just find a happy medium of drunkenness to give you a bit of dutch courage while trying not to dribble. TBH, this lassie's tits were huge. I mean fucking massive, and she isn't that fat either, which is odd.Confusing times. Aye, both of the lassies who got theirs out were enormous. On a trampoline aswell. Fucking brilliant. Thanks lads. Really making me feel better about how no one I know would ever do that. Dull, boring times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Thanks lads. Really making me feel better about how no one I know would ever do that. Dull, boring times. A bottle of Vodka would do the trick, I'd imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Just find a happy medium of drunkenness to give you a bit of dutch courage while trying not to dribble. That just doesn't happen. I'm either sober, or very drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 That just doesn't happen. I'm either sober, or very drunk. It takes practice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I wish Usain Bolt would go full pelt. He did 9.89 just there, and at no point did he look like he was even going at 75%. Hopefully he smashes the record in the final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 It takes practice. 9 years of practice and I still can't perfect it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I wish Usain Bolt would go full pelt. He did 9.89 just there, and at no point did he look like he was even going at 75%.Hopefully he smashes the record in the final. It's infuriating to watch. JUST FUCKING SPRINT!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 9 years of practice and I still can't perfect it Hmm. This calls for drastic measures. You could enlist the help of fafc1885's confidence tutor. This would maybe help the confidence part, and according to said poster she is a ride as well. Win win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 It's infuriating to watch.JUST FUCKING SPRINT!! When's the final? Is it on tonight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 When's the final? Is it on tonight? Not sure when, not tonight, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I need to get up at 05.30 tomorrow...early night for Capy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Is this happening EVERYWHERE except where I live??! No, not just you. The only person who ever gets their tits out when I'm around is my fat mate And my girlfriend, obviously, but she doesn't count. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Not sure when, not tonight, though. It's on tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 It's on tonight. Well shut my mouth. Apologies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 (edited) No, not just you.The only person who ever gets their tits out when I'm around is my fat mate And my girlfriend, obviously, but she doesn't count. Fat lads always reveal their moobs. Funny at first, but saddening later on when you realise how tubby they are. It's on tonight. Cheers, just stuck it on there. Edit: Breaking Decency's a c**t, and I hope he reads this. Edited August 16, 2009 by GypsyTillIDie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Fat lads always reveal their moobs. Funny at first, but saddening later on when you realise how tubby they are.Cheers, just suck it on there. I think you mean off, not on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I think you mean off, not on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies4eva Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 "see you jimmy" hats, make me cringe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I met a nice girl from Shawlands a while ago, and she's been at camp for the last two weeks. She was meant to come back today but is staying for another week now. Hopefully next weekend I will be reminded of what a vagina looks like. I've completely forgotten what they look like. What do you turn to make them work again? "see you jimmy" hats, make me cringe What about ginger men with medium length hair wearing a tartan bunnet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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