turboshandy Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Dundee will win by only 1 goal We shall see, my peh-munching amigo.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 You told me last night she was 15. In that case he is a very very bad man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) Neilly is talking rubbish. He was ko'd in a taxi when the first text was sent. I know I'm a shit, but I'm not THAT much of a shit! Edited August 14, 2009 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Nae badger Don't even know what that means but it made me laugh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Need to get in better shape before the 27th. Starts on sunday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I drunkenly had absolutely filithy and explicit text sex with my friend's 16 year old wee sister last night She's now text pestering me. just for clarification, would 'text sex' be considered cheating in from your absent girlfriend -who if I recall has a P and B login? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) Got a letter today saying I'm being laid off. That's going to be fun to deal with along with a partner who's being treated for cancer and also out of work. And in the letter was a wee note saying "we will make arrangements to collect your animals in due course" Over my dead body Edited August 14, 2009 by Ceratogyrus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Got a letter today saying I'm being laid off. That's going to be fun to deal with along with a partner who's being treated for cancer and also out of work. And in the letter was a wee note saying "we will make arrangements to collect your animals in due course" Over my dead body Really sorry to hear that as i know you loved your job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 just for clarification, would 'text sex' be considered cheating in from your absent girlfriend -who if I recall has a P and B login? She only ever read it when I was on (I hope ). It actually wouldn't botherme if she was having sex with other people while she was away. Sex and Love are two totally different things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Sex and Love are two totally different things. You sure you're not a pagan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Really sorry to hear that as i know you loved your job I'll hopefully get to do it again at some point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Got a letter today saying I'm being laid off. That's going to be fun to deal with along with a partner who's being treated for cancer and also out of work. And in the letter was a wee note saying "we will make arrangements to collect your animals in due course" Over my dead body is that not acknowledgement of ownership anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 You sure you're not a pagan? I'm officially sane, so wouldn't be accepted into their religion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 is that not acknowledgement of ownership anyway? I'm a bit worried about this truth be told. Here's the list of animals I use... Rabbit 1 Rabbit 2 Rat 1 Rat 2 Rat 3 Rat 4 Snake Tarantula 1 Tarantula 2 Tarantula 3 Scorpion Toad 1 Toad 2 Toad 3 Frog 1 Frog 2 Stick Insect Millipede 1 Millipede 2 Cockroach 1 Cockroach 2 Snail 1 Snail 2 Snail 3 Snail 4 Out of that lot They actually own 1 rat, 1 rabbit, 1 snail, 1 toad, 1 millipede and a cockroach the rest are all mine. I dont really understand why they want them back given they aren't drafting anyone in to replace me. If it came to it I dont mind handing back the bugs but my rabbit and rat are now in a pair/group which I wouldn'r seperate them from. I enquired a while ago about buying them back and was told this'd be OK. The toad has been at the vet this week (which I still have recipts for). I'm tempted to tell them it's died. Maybe I'm worrying over nothing but a sure fire way to get me riled up is to threaten to take my animals off of me. The rabbit I got second hand as someone in the company was leaving just after I joined. The state he was in when I got him was disgusting (skinny, over-grown nails, filthy matted fur). If it came to it I'd get hold of other animals and give them them instead but I don't want to do that either. I dont know what forms I may have filled in which detail what animals are used and who they belong to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I'm officially sane, so wouldn't be accepted into their religion. You might be officially sane, but I hear you're informally trained insane... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 You might be officially sane, but I hear you're informally trained insane... Getting naked and dancing around fires covered in paint seems like a good laugh, as long as I don't actually have to believe any of it I'm sure I'd quite enjoy going to their ceremonies. Get get the feeling my fellow cavorters wouldn't look like the do in my fantasies. PS - Sorry to hear that Mousey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Kevin Bishop show 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Pregnancy thread Hootie McFanny not being nice Toma nae mates also However, you do seem a tad touchy. Touched a nerve? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 My son is 17 today I feel old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 My son is 17 todayI feel old My brother's 20. I know how you feel I'm 31 by the way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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