SaintSam Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 You better hope he does resort to giving the P&B masses an hourly update then I'd have to put him on ignore if the regularity of his sex-mentions increased any further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vice Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Tossers at bus stances. No. 60 pulls in at Central Road, Paisley at the only available space. Crowds milling round and I pull out my pass and walk towards said bus. Tosser in a Barcelona shirt pushes in front and says 'There's a fecking queue pal, wait your turn'. I look round to see three other people and then look in the bus to see only five people on it. 'What's your problem - you've got on the bus first' 'There's a fecking queue and you pushed in' 'No I didn't - there's no queue , you've got on first and there's plenty of seats. It's not like you're going to be standing' 'c***s like you shouldn't push in' 'Don't be such a muppet, ya fuckwit' Cue another wonderful start to the day. It's only a shame he got off at the stop before mine or I'd have smacked the fecker in the puss! (I think I'm so angry because I haven't had a shag lately - any offers?! ) You sad old pervert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 I'd have to put him on ignore if the regularity of his sex-mentions increased any further. A simple NO THANKS would have sufficed! Do you have to take everything posted on here so seriously though? I find that rather sad in soemone so young! And Dave, it's sex NOT socks I'm lacking! ( Sorry, Sam - I won't mention it again! ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 You sad old pervert. This coming from someone called 'Vice' The term vice is also popularly applied to various activities considered immoral by some; a list of these might include the use of alcohol and other recreational drugs, gambling, recklessness, cheating, lying, selfishness. It is also used in reference to police vice units who persecute crimes associated with these activities. Often, vice particularly designates a failure to comply with the sexual mores of the time and place: sexual promiscuity, homosexuality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 You tell us all whatever you like Kilt old bean, let others put you on ignore if they so wish. Some people are so tightly wound they have a poker up their arse that has a poker up its arse. i've been without coitus for........actually i forget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 People can sit where they like on the Special Bus IIRC. Do you remember your days on the Special Bus fondly, DJ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted September 7, 2006 Author Share Posted September 7, 2006 NTL changing all the channel numbers. Got home in work just in time for the Scotland game and missed the start trying to find where they had hidden SS1. Not happy Beat me to it. b*****ds...Imagine my confusion when I get up first thing in the morning to find I cannae find any channels NTL should be shot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vice Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) This coming from someone called 'Vice' The term vice is also popularly applied to various activities considered immoral by some; a list of these might include the use of alcohol and other recreational drugs, gambling, recklessness, cheating, lying, selfishness. It is also used in reference to police vice units who persecute crimes associated with these activities. Often, vice particularly designates a failure to comply with the sexual mores of the time and place: sexual promiscuity, homosexuality. Also the name of a Razorlight song, but your probably too old to know that. Anyone that comes onto a football forum posting about their impotency/lack of action/downstairs problems is a sad old perv in my opinion. That is what you are Kilt. A sad bearded pervert who is a danger to any female over the age of 65. The reason being anyone 65 or below can outrun you. You should be caged, your like a creature anyway. Your like a new version of 'The Thing', except your more of a sexual predator than it was. Edited September 7, 2006 by Vice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Also the name of a Razorlight song, but your probably too old to know that. Anyone that comes onto a football forum posting about their impotency/lack of action/downstairs problems is a sad old perv in my opinion. That is what you are Kilt. A sad bearded pervert who is a danger to any female over the age of 65. The reason being anyone 65 or below can outrun you. You should be caged, your like a creature anyway. Your like a new version of 'The Thing', except your more of a sexual predator than it was. Leave Kilt alone. He's like your mad drunken uncle at weddings - all 'give us a kiss' and dodgy dance moves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) Do you have to take everything posted on here so seriously though? I find that rather sad in soemone so young! Why turn this around on to me? I'm pretty confident that nobody on here wants to read three or four posts a day from you complaining that your wife isn't giving you any. Time and a place, Kilt. Seriously! Once is a joke, more than once and I begin to question your sense of humour! Edited September 7, 2006 by SaintSam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 The Abbey, incompatent twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooCoothenoo Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Also the name of a Razorlight song, but your probably too old to know that. Anyone that comes onto a football forum posting about their impotency/lack of action/downstairs problems is a sad old perv in my opinion. That is what you are Kilt. A sad bearded pervert who is a danger to any female over the age of 65. The reason being anyone 65 or below can outrun you. You should be caged, your like a creature anyway. Your like a new version of 'The Thing', except your more of a sexual predator than it was. Haha! Having read your threat to SPLw*nkw*nkw*nk I thought you'd have tired of making a c*nt of yourself Vice but, alas, no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coup Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Having people from Wanadoo trying to convince you to stay on with them when you request a MAC Code "I dont want to stay with you!, I've a much better offer from Sky so gimmie ma fuckin MAC Code and be gone with you!" Any money i dont get it e-mailed to me within the 48hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coup Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Also people who phone you from a call centre in India and say their name is Eric. If they were just honest with me from the very start never mind the crap they spout when offering me a "free" mobile phone then i wouldnt be so nasty to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 NTL changing all the channel numbers. Got home in work just in time for the Scotland game and missed the start trying to find where they had hidden SS1. Not happy Beat me to it. b*****ds...Imagine my confusion when I get up first thing in the morning to find I cannae find any channels NTL should be shot Me too - was properly raging. Got in from work just before half six, but by the time I'd found Sky sports I'd missed the first goal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Limewire being so pernickety(sp) about spelling. Hence my fruitless search for songs by "Roody Woomble". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) i've been without coitus for........actually i forget. Was it not a week last tuesday! (or was that not you?) : Sorry Sam! Edited September 7, 2006 by ayrgirl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 (I think I'm so angry because I haven't had a shag lately - any offers?! ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 WTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Pretty obvious isn't it? That bird is called a shag, a species of cormorant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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