RH33 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 My supposed female hamster has balls all of a sudden. It took me nearly two weeks to think of a cute girls name for her...him.......it. Name it Lady Gaga! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I was hammering the vodka Red Bulls last night, thus have been awake since 7am and have a 10 hour shift at 11. By Christ I'll sleep tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Name it Lady Gaga! I'm going to keep calling it Molly just to teach it a lesson. Either that or hold it up to one of the snake tanks as a way of "encouraging" it not to change sex again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Me and my friends paid off our holiday yesterday (dealine for the discount is today) but theres still £40 which suspiciously hasnt been paid and noone is owning up to it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) I just dropped 6 (SIX!) custard creams on the floor And rolled over one in my computer chair :( Not the sign of a good day :( Just spilled water down me. I think I'm drunk. Edited April 18, 2009 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I have been to two games this season. We've been utterly, utterly woeful in both. Coincidence? I fear not. Last season was clearly all my fault, I'm a jinx. I apologise in advance for Morton getting relegated next season. Why did I think moving home was such a good idea? Oh, and I managed to post this in the wrong thread on the first shot. Magic. I need another drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 My eyes are watering and the right one is rather sore and my sinuses are bunged up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I cant be bothered today.Terrible,no motivation. Had a great long week-end though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I have a cheeky little hangover and I have to be in the studio in 10 minutes. Booo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I have a cheeky little hangover and I have to be in the studio in 10 minutes. Booo. Had a dodgy curry last night and although I made it into work, I have an arse like the Japanese flag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Had a dodgy curry last night and although I made it into work, I have an arse like the Japanese flag Nippy ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Nippy ? Just a tad. Won't be visiting that place for a while, that's for sure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lang Toun Lad Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I've finished all my candy floss from the market. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Had a dodgy curry last night and although I made it into work, I have an arse like the Japanese flag Such a lovely image! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superandy_07 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Trying to get over my ex, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Trying to get over my ex, Aren't we all sir. Having a pretty bad day dealing with with mine too. Planning to get smashed tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Phil Jupitus trying his best to spoil yet another episode of QI with his shouty, unfunny pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Ahmadinejad. I mean EVEN if he's even slightly close to having ANY kind of point -not condoning at all- does he really think that kind of behaviour is going to be constructive in communicating ANY points? Its the geopolitical version of; "We've got nukes and we'll use them on you GIRFUY na na na na na na" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Screaming baby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Screaming baby I does not get any better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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