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Eurgh, studying again all day tomorrow, while working tomorrow night and Saturday night into the bargain. Oh and I was supposed to be going to the Thistle v Queens game because saints aren't playing but 3 of my mates have pulled out of going for various reasons. So do I go on my own like a saddo or just give it a miss altogether?

Go to Firhill. Silky Soccer there :P

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The milk cartons where you have to pull the flaps back and pull the middle bit towards you to open it :angry: I really can't do it.

Which was invented by a Swede from Lund :lol:

Bit of useless knowledge for you there.

(I am right in saying you live in Lund?)

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I assumed a mate had been a complete arse towards me (like ususal) when supposedly he was actually being quite helpful. At the moment he won't accept my quite difficult and humble apologies. How can I convince him that I'm genuinely sorry and haven't tried to provoke an argument with him (long story)??? :(

I refer this to the greater wisdom of the community, as I fail.

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I assumed a mate had been a complete arse towards me (like ususal) when supposedly he was actually being quite helpful. At the moment he won't accept my quite difficult and humble apologies. How can I convince him that I'm genuinely sorry and haven't tried to provoke an argument with him (long story)??? :(

I refer this to the greater wisdom of the community, as I fail.

Speak to him face to face,don't phone him,just sit him down and try and explain to him the reasons why you thought he was being an arse towards you. He might not like what he hears but it has to be done.

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I assumed a mate had been a complete arse towards me (like ususal) when supposedly he was actually being quite helpful. At the moment he won't accept my quite difficult and humble apologies. How can I convince him that I'm genuinely sorry and haven't tried to provoke an argument with him (long story)??? :(

I refer this to the greater wisdom of the community, as I fail.

Are you always this socially awkward? Buy the guy a pint.

Thought I'd won £600 on a scratch-card earlier, just for a split second. :(

Stupid minus temperatures ;)

:lol: I'm not having that "maths" business.

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I don't know if this could really be classed as petty, but here goes.

I went onto my Youtube profile and noticed I had 4 new subscribers. "Yay!", I thought. One of said subscribers was a chap called JustProud, and his profile picture was a big Union flag. "Maybe it's Makolunas" I said to myself. So I go onto his page to be greeted by the sight of -

*BNP member

*British Nationalist

*White working class

*Hate Gordon traitor Brown and the Communist Labour Party

*Hate Multiculturalism

(Oppose cultural suicide)

*Hate the EU

*Love British history

Now, I'm not a racist, and there is absolutely nothing in my videos that could possibly even hint at me being some sort of supremist. But there we go, this waste of space loves me. Horrah. I can't even remove him from my profile page either. So people might think "Oh, that Toma's some guy. Fucking genius, infact. I'm going to look at his profile.... oh. Down with the blacks, eh?".

I don't want people thinking I'm associated with this bufter.

Anyway, another thing that gets on my nerves;

I was at a 21st last week and upon noticing the bouncy castle, I decided to give my mate a running powerslam. Well, I bounced back up and his head connected with my jaw. Horrible, horrible pain it was. It was worse on the Saturday, but by Sunday it had gone.

Then I woke up yesterday with the right side of my face absolutely banging and now swollen. I can't sleep because of the bugger either.

Happy, happy days.

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I got up at exactly 8.45am, went for a piss then through to the kitchen to start making breakfast. I heard the postman putting something through the letterbox but only went to check 5 minutes later.

It was a card from the Royal Mail saying they had tried to deliver a package at 8.55am when the b*****d never even chapped the door.

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I got up at exactly 8.45am, went for a piss then through to the kitchen to start making breakfast. I heard the postman putting something through the letterbox but only went to check 5 minutes later.

It was a card from the Royal Mail saying they had tried to deliver a package at 8.55am when the b*****d never even chapped the door.

Aw that's the worst Fudge. Why can't they just not be lazy b*****ds? If you do feel that strongly about it you can always grass him up. Go on.....you know you want to :P

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I was in Mr News at the back of 6, and this girl says hello, so being a friendly sort, i said it back, next thing i knew, i was being pinned up against a wall by psycho boyfriend "Where u get off chatting up ma burd". anyways they buggered off, and i left Mr News, walking up sauchiehall street, and nutjob appears again, and lamps me....now my cheeks all swollen, because i said hello to someone. Only in glasgow.

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I got up at exactly 8.45am, went for a piss then through to the kitchen to start making breakfast. I heard the postman putting something through the letterbox but only went to check 5 minutes later.

It was a card from the Royal Mail saying they had tried to deliver a package at 8.55am when the b*****d never even chapped the door.

Bloody hell!

A couple of days ago my phone rang so I answered it. Pure silence on the other end of the phone so I hung up and dialled the number back and got an automated message saying that BT had tried to call, didn't get an answer and would call back later! :huh:

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