ICTJohnboy Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 57 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Also the branch in Alloa. Past a certain time of night, the locals just relieve themselves on the floor of the disabled facilities by the bar. Class. Exactly the same story here in Accrington. That's the trouble with W/Spoons - the prices they charge don't exactly keep the riff-raff out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Aberdeen in general is bad for treks to the toilet. The Monkey House was awful. Called something else now but presumably still the same Not latterly, they added toilets pretty close to the bar. Must have had a load of complaints about the location of the other ones. It was a shit pub, as is Old School House. It is now a Thai restaurant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I look like I’ve been battered today. Split lip from tasting some boiling sugar the other night then banged my head this morning and have a big egg over one eye. ETA: chipped a tooth too. Your life truly seems to be a series of small calamaties at times, interspersed with a weary cat knocking crap out of a dumb hound that never learns it's lesson. How can you not know that boiling sugar tends to get a bit burny, that is Kirk Broadfoot levels of fuckwittery. Unfortunately, our society still places a stigma on spousal abuse when the man is the victim. No doubt why the wee soul has to come up with all these far-fetched stories of "accidents". I imagine it was something to do with the Russia game this time. We're all here for you Shandon. Please take that first step. Edited September 8, 2019 by Shotgun 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Unfortunately, our society still places a stigma on spousal abuse when the man is the victim. No doubt why the wee soul has to come up with all these far-fetched stories of "accidents". I imagine it was something to do with the Russia game this time. We're all here for you Shandon. Please take that first step.It's Muffy isn't it? The hound has constantly failed to be a challenge so the ginger ninja has to seek bigger prey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Stellaboz said: 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Aberdeen in general is bad for treks to the toilet. The Monkey House was awful. Called something else now but presumably still the same Monkey House was like a fucking laberynth getting to and from the pisher. Aye, think you went under union st. to the macdonalds across the road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 16 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Unfortunately, our society still places a stigma on spousal abuse when the man is the victim. No doubt why the wee soul has to come up with all these far-fetched stories of "accidents". I imagine it was something to do with the Russia game this time. We're all here for you Shandon. Please take that first step. It's Muffy isn't it? The hound has constantly failed to be a challenge so the ginger ninja has to seek bigger prey. Maybe not smart to make such an accusation on a public forum M8. I have no doubt Muffy could track you down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Maybe not smart to make such an accusation on a public forum M8. I have no doubt Muffy could track you down.Oh f**k, pray 4 Moomin..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 32 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Unfortunately, our society still places a stigma on spousal abuse when the man is the victim. No doubt why the wee soul has to come up with all these far-fetched stories of "accidents". I imagine it was something to do with the Russia game this time. We're all here for you Shandon. Please take that first step. I ran into a door frame officer, that’s why I now look like The Elephant Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I ran into a door frame officer, that’s why I now look like The Elephant Man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 I ran into a door frame officer, that’s why I now look like The Elephant Man.Hope you didn’t break your glasses... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 The promotion of M&S food as something luxurious. From the fresh food to ready meals its utterly rank. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Despite all the adverts promoting the Subway as the greatest means of transport the world has ever seen, they still can't be arsed to run it after 6pm on a Sunday 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 The bairns school is having a “Lockdown Drill” tomorrow. They’re all shitting themselves. None of them understand why it’s happening and the teachers are not explaining it. Yay, go project fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: As in a US school shooter? The teacher told them “maybe a monkey might get into the school, or there’s a gas leak outside and we need to stay in” FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: “maybe a monkey might get into the school, FFS Probably do a better job than the teacher. IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 30 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Probably do a better job than the teacher. IMO. I’ll tell her you said that when I see her tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’ll tell her you said that when I see her tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Probably do a better job than the teacher. IMO. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The teacher told them “maybe a monkey might get into the school, or there’s a gas leak outside and we need to stay in” FFS are there many feral monkeys roaming the mean streets of the North East? Ape: "Fuxake, min, twenty quid for a taxi fae King Street tae Holburn Street, ye robbing basturd.." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 @CaspianChrisrepeatedly posting Tweets on the "Things you want to share with P&B" topic and not the Twitter one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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