derekk164 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, hk blues said: Selfish cnuts. Both of you. For the 4 million quid single fare, i want to be like the boy on the tv advert charging his electric drill, toothbrush the lot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekk164 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Just ask the guy if his bags are comfy. When he inevitably looks at you like a fucking ghost just lob his bags down the carriage. No mercy. A gentleman and a scholar you are sir, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Did you go with that as it Pars tartan seats or was that an added bonus? The Pars tartan seats and general Pars theme was part of the appeal, yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: That would send me clear through both the PTTGOYN and Heads Gone threads into a new Apoplectic With Murderous Rage thread. @Hedgecutter has already send me the address of house that you can see in the reflection from the front light. Sleep tight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: @Hedgecutter has already send me the address of house that you can see in the reflection from the front light. Sleep tight. The bamboo steamer strikes again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: @Hedgecutter has already send me the address of house that you can see in the reflection from the front light. Sleep tight. I took that pic in Gorgie earlier. Remember to double-padlock your moped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The bamboo steamer strikes again! Back to work Dr. Quote The Ballo Office Stool is a new fun, exciting and engaging piece of office furniture that will get and keep you motivated throughout the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Back to work Dr. I nearly had to go onto one of these. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was told that we were getting moved back to our offices tomorrow (weve been in a different building for the summer) only to be told now, we are not moving until Monday. All my shit was in crates and lifted by the movers yesterday hence im sitting on a rickety old stool working on a tiny laptop. Fuming. Well, Howard Hughes used to save all his piss in milk bottles so I suppose this isn't too outrageous... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: The Pars tartan seats and general Pars theme was part of the appeal, yes. May I interest you in this little runner? A bit of rhino damage but otherwise sound. Seldom available. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 When you by some pastrami as haven't had any for a while. Make yourself a sandwich the next day then the day after you read there is a recall as listeria has been detected in some of the manufacturer's product. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Eednud said: When you by some pastrami as haven't had any for a while. Make yourself a sandwich the next day then the day after you read there is a recall as listeria has been detected in some of the manufacturer's product. Sleep tight sweet Prince x Do you have any decent vehicles I can pop down to Adelaide and have once you snuff it? Eta: Just been reading up on it and I see it only affects your neck of the woods. Good. Symptoms potentially not surfacing until 6 weeks though - that's a bit of a wait although if it makes you feel better a relative of mine had to wait 6 months for his HIV test results after he was stabbed with a junkie's syringe. Edited September 6, 2019 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 04/09/2019 at 19:48, Sergeant Wilson said: May I interest you in this little runner? A bit of rhino damage but otherwise sound. Seldom available. No doubt Div will be all over that for a “win tickets to see St Mirren” competition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Sleep tight sweet Prince x Do you have any decent vehicles I can pop down to Adelaide and have once you snuff it? Eta: Just been reading up on it and I see it only affects your neck of the woods. Good. Symptoms potentially not surfacing until 6 weeks though - that's a bit of a wait although if it makes you feel better a relative of mine had to wait 6 months for his HIV test results after he was stabbed with a junkie's syringe. It’s not the first time the manufacturer has had product recalls due to listeria issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 People who tell fibs constantly. It does get boring. Sometimes just need to switch aff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 04/09/2019 at 19:48, Sergeant Wilson said: May I interest you in this little runner? A bit of rhino damage but otherwise sound. Seldom available. Nice. Can imagine that's the sort of thing Dee Man drives when he's out shooting kangaroos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: People who tell fibs constantly. It does get boring. Sometimes just need to switch aff This pisses me off so much I sometimes have to just get in my private jet and head to New York for the weekend to calm down. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Nice. Can imagine that's the sort of thing Dee Man drives when he's out shooting prozzies. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 40 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: FTFY Dee Man's life is like a role reversal Grand Theft Auto. He goes around getting battered by cyclists, prozzies, people in clubs, people in the street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 PTTGOYN.. when you accidentally launch your tomato soup across the office: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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