welshbairn Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: My other half's folks in Moray never use a cashline. For all I know, they may never have. They always go into the branch and withdraw cash at the start of the week for budgeting purposes. However... I've just asked my other half about this and discovered that she never knew how to use an ATM until she moved to Aberdeen for uni. FFS Anyway, a PTTGOYN out of this: ATMs that put the button for £50 half a cm away from the button for £500. Not hit the wrong one yet, but been pretty close a few times. Imagine only wanting fifty. Never seen a button for more than £200. Is it in Invergordon and you get one note? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Never seen a button for more than £200. Is it in Invergordon and you get one note? Invergowrie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Invergowrie. Aye, was torn between Inverurie as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Aye, was torn between Inverurie as well. Sounds painful. I’d see a doctor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Never seen a button for more than £200. Is it in Invergordon and you get one note?Not frequent, but £500 options do exist. My daily limit is £500, so it's possible.Probably more likely to confuse a 20 with 200 if that's a more common option out there.However, I'm now intrigued as to what will come out if I select the £500 option... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Sounds painful. I’d see a doctor. I'm not loco. Spoiler You have to be there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 26 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I done that to a pal for a laugh, pressed the 200 and it made him default on a loan That's not really a laugh though, is it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 52 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I done that to a pal for a laugh, pressed the 200 and it made him default on a loan Sounds like some great banter there. Every group of mates has one guy like this that they dread seeing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 54 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: However, I'm now intrigued as to what will come out if I select the £500 option... £500 I'd imagine. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 St Andrews United Football Club This is quite a new Facebook page for StAUFC. Tonight, we had our 1000th follower - the Chair of St Andrews Community Council, de facto Mayor of St Andrews, Callum MacLeod. "We're proud of St Andrews United. We're delighted to support the ways in which our local Club forms friendships around the country and represents our community," said Callum. Get a load of this c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 11 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Wikipedia:Between 1890 and 1975, Aberdeenshire was one of the administrative counties of Scotland, governed by a county council. In 1900, the county town of Aberdeen became a county of a city and was thus removed from the administrative county.In 1975 the Local Government (Scotland) Act 1973 reorganised local administration in Scotland into a two-tier system of regions and districts. The administrative counties of Aberdeenshire, the City of Aberdeen, Banffshire, Kincardineshire and most of Morayshire were merged to form Grampian Region This is controversial. My old maps from that era do not segregate Aberdeen off as separate county, in the way that Bristol was down south. Thanks for the info though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 14 hours ago, Crroma said: I am continually grateful that at the middling age of 33 I have never needed to go inside a bank other than for work related purposes. Carrying a sawn-off shotgun? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 11 hours ago, Zen Archer said: St Andrews United Football Club This is quite a new Facebook page for StAUFC. Tonight, we had our 1000th follower - the Chair of St Andrews Community Council, de facto Mayor of St Andrews, Callum MacLeod. "We're proud of St Andrews United. We're delighted to support the ways in which our local Club forms friendships around the country and represents our community," said Callum. Get a load of this c**t. St Andrews could give outsiders a misleading image of Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: St Andrews could give outsiders a misleading image of Fife. His wee gang, or even him have given him a wee medal to prove his cuntiness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 In my current job a lot of our clients are estate agent and/or solicitors. Every time you walk in you are greeted with a fucking wave of heat that feels like you've just walked off a plane in Dubai. Was at one particular solicitors first thing installing a backup solution and I'm now back at my desk in work absolutely dripping in sweat. Why do women in their 40s and 50s insist on having the heating on all year round? Why are they constantly fucking freezing? It's 12 degrees outside today. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, TheScarf said: In my current job a lot of our clients are estate agent and/or solicitors. Every time you walk in you are greeted with a fucking wave of heat that feels like you've just walked off a plane in Dubai. Was at one particular solicitors first thing installing a backup solution and I'm now back at my desk in work absolutely dripping in sweat. Why do women in their 40s and 50s insist on having the heating on all year round? Why are they constantly fucking freezing? It's 12 degrees outside today. I thought it was the other way about at that age. They're usually walking about fanning themselves and complaining about being too hot during the menopause. f**k being a woman. I never tell my missus this but I reckon they've got a bit of a raw deal. Giving birth, bleeding for a week every month, lugging tits about everywhere, change of life etc. f**k that shit homey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Pensioners should be banned from banks and post offices between the hours of 12pm and 2pm 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 33 minutes ago, Gaz said: Pensioners should be banned from banks and post offices between the hours of 12pm and 2pm We don't get up until 12 and we like our afternoon nap at 2... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, welshbairn said: Aye, was torn between Inverurie as well. 4 hours ago, tarapoa said: This is controversial. My old maps from that era do not segregate Aberdeen off as separate county, in the way that Bristol was down south. Thanks for the info though. Aye, but Bristol is a hell of a long way from Aberdeenshire... 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: In my current job a lot of our clients are estate agent and/or solicitors. Every time you walk in you are greeted with a fucking wave of heat that feels like you've just walked off a plane in Dubai. Was at one particular solicitors first thing installing a backup solution and I'm now back at my desk in work absolutely dripping in sweat. Why do women in their 40s and 50s insist on having the heating on all year round? Why are they constantly fucking freezing? It's 12 degrees outside today. There has to be more to this - spill the beans. 54 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I thought it was the other way about at that age. They're usually walking about fanning themselves and complaining about being too hot during the menopause. f**k being a woman. I never tell my missus this but I reckon they've got a bit of a raw deal. Giving birth, bleeding for a week every month, lugging tits about everywhere, change of life etc. f**k that shit homey. Is that Australian for summer? Edited March 27, 2019 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 38 minutes ago, Gaz said: Pensioners should be banned FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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