peasy23 Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 I really don't like pigs. After reading 1984 I've never been able to trust them. Glad my kids are too old now for Peppa, miss Fireman Sam mind you.Norman Price is a c**t. Social services should have had him in care years ago. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Norman started off as a Rugrat called Chucky then his family were moved to Wales in a witness protection scheme and he was forced to call himself "Norman". luckily after discovering her true self Velma/Norma was able to move back to the States. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 57 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Norman started off as a Rugrat called Chucky then his family were moved to Wales in a witness protection scheme and he was forced to call himself "Norman". luckily after discovering her true self Velma/Norma was able to move back to the States. No Norman is the love child of Sam (the only other ginger) and Dilys. But since Sam is a dick and spends more time trying to get close to Penny Norman is always getting lost/setting things on fire so he can just spend time with his dad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Talking of arsehole cartoon characters, was Scrappy Doo supposed to be a likeable character? I always thought he was a wannabe hardman with short-arse syndrome. I would've loved to have seen someone knock f**k out of him, the wee dick. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Norman started off as a Rugrat called Chucky then his family were moved to Wales in a witness protection scheme and he was forced to call himself "Norman". luckily after discovering her true self Velma/Norma was able to move back to the States. Velma, wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 There's no better contraceptive than seeing a bunch of adults discussing Peppa Pig with any degree of sincerity. Fucking hell.No being able to get yer hole presumably also helps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: Talking of arsehole cartoon characters, was Scrappy Doo supposed to be a likeable character? I always thought he was a wannabe hardman with short-arse syndrome. I would've loved to have seen someone knock f**k out of him, the wee dick. I was begging for them to let him at them and then see the wee c**t get mauled in a hideous fashion. I hated the wee p***k. Was praying that one day one of the gang would field goal him. Anyway, on Fireman Sam, I loved that shit when I was a kid. I think a lot of folk on here are jealous because they can't put on their boots and hat in less than 7 seconds flat, and that their engine isn't always bright and clean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 I was begging for them to let him at them and then see the wee c**t get mauled in a hideous fashion. I hated the wee p***k. Was praying that one day one of the gang would field goal him. Anyway, on Fireman Sam, I loved that shit when I was a kid. I think a lot of folk on here are jealous because they can't put on their boots and hat in less than 7 seconds flat, and that their engine isn't always bright and clean.What are your thoughts on He-Man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Just now, Chicken Wing said: 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: I was begging for them to let him at them and then see the wee c**t get mauled in a hideous fashion. I hated the wee p***k. Was praying that one day one of the gang would field goal him. Anyway, on Fireman Sam, I loved that shit when I was a kid. I think a lot of folk on here are jealous because they can't put on their boots and hat in less than 7 seconds flat, and that their engine isn't always bright and clean. What are your thoughts on He-Man? Nazi c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 5 hours ago, Raidernation said: Velma, wid You'd shag the exhaust on The Mystery Machine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: There's no better contraceptive than seeing a bunch of adults discussing Peppa Pig with any degree of sincerity. Fucking hell. Well, the previous 2 pages have used up all my greenies, none of them on your post. Roon ye 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Those cargo boxes that attach to the roof of your car.You can’t fit anything of decent size in it.I guess your just meant to throw you clothes and straight in it and hope for the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Top three things just now: 1. ‘Glasgow Twitter’ patter (this may be number one for a long time) 2. Strongbow dark fruits and anyone who drinks it 3. Gerry Cinnamon and his fans 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Continuing the "never bet on your own team" advice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Guys who piss in the pub toilet when the urinal is empty. I may need a shit. My daughter may need a piss. Move 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Guys who piss in the pub toilet when the urinal is empty. I may need a shit. My daughter may need a piss. MoveAvoidant paruresis perhaps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Or ching. More likely ching. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 8 hours ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: Top three things just now: 1. ‘Glasgow Twitter’ patter (this may be number one for a long time) 2. Strongbow dark fruits and anyone who drinks it 3. Gerry Cinnamon and his fans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 I'm afraid I don't get the hype about that Limmy character, about as funny as root canal treatment imo. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 24 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 36 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Guys who piss in the pub toilet when the urinal is empty. I may need a shit. My daughter may need a piss. Move Avoidant paruresis perhaps. 23 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Or ching. More likely ching. I mean the one who doesn't close the door. I'd be fine if they closed the door foer either of those reasons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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