AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Salvo Montalbano said: 14 hours ago, Stellaboz said: On a film or TV program and there's people sitting eating, the clink clink clink of the cutlery does my utter head in. In a similar vein, when people in a TV show or film go to a bar or restaurant, order food or a drink then leave almost immediately, in many cases without having any of their purchase. American episodic drama series are the worst offenders for this one. Following this line of thinking I give you my favourite Half Man, Half Biscuit lyrics...Darts in soap operas, oh, so wrong, oh so wrong No-one’s scoring and there’s too much chat between each throw Worse than this though is when cheers are raised for the bull Granted, bull’s a double and an out, but I know that they don’t Know, therefore I propose No Soap Darts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Mrs B has 2 paypal accounts. I learmed this when she informed me lastnight that she got an email offering her paypal cashback, login to claim, and did so twice.She then had the audacity to moan at me for making her change her passwords. Fucking hell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Every bit of weather seems to have to be named these days. Storm Dave. Storm Colin. Storm Kevin. It's just weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Back from a week in the highlands and the boiler isn't working, waiting for kettle to boil so I can have a wash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Guy sat next to me on the bus home yesterday with his stinking bag of Mcdonalds and started properly stuffing his face. Pouring chips in his mouth, dribbling bits of it, the works. Made me feel a bit sick. Plenty of other poor people he could have sat next to as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Fck off, please and thanks. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Back from a week in the highlands and the boiler isn't working, waiting for kettle to boil so I can have a wash.Thought you said you were back from the Highlands?Thank you, I'm here all week, try the fish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 11 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Every bit of weather seems to have to be named these days. Storm Dave. Storm Colin. Storm Kevin. It's just weather. I'm waiting for Storm Cnut... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, IainMorton said: Fck off, please and thanks. Adverts bordering the full screen now and apparently invisible ones too. I just clicked the notifications icon and was promptly taken to the XBox site. Div has sold out. Edited November 30, 2018 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 this is more than petty really but here goes.4 months ago i had a small windfall (£3k) i wasnt expecting so i paid my missus overdraft off (£1k). i see this as a long term relationship so wasnt a problem. i assumed this made us both debt free.1 month ago i find out she is due studio, the catalogue place, £1,200 so i pay this off and have a long conversation about it with her and now we really are debt free.today i find out she has been ordering shit of studio again, despite her closing the previous account in front of me, and is now due out £300!boot to the pie has been administered and i really think a jury would acquit me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 this is more than petty really but here goes.4 months ago i had a small windfall (£3k) i wasnt expecting so i paid my missus overdraft off (£1k). i see this as a long term relationship so wasnt a problem. i assumed this made us both debt free.1 month ago i find out she is due studio, the catalogue place, £1,200 so i pay this off and have a long conversation about it with her and now we really are debt free.today i find out she has been ordering shit of studio again, despite her closing the previous account in front of me, and is now due out £300!boot to the pie has been administered and i really think a jury would acquit me!My mate went through something kind of similar with his Mrs. Genuinely, take control of finances. He thought he sorted it, turned out it wasn’t, repeat. He now has financial control and it’s not repeated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 16 minutes ago, ah-dee said: this is more than petty really but here goes. 4 months ago i had a small windfall (£3k) i wasnt expecting so i paid my missus overdraft off (£1k). i see this as a long term relationship so wasnt a problem. i assumed this made us both debt free. 1 month ago i find out she is due studio, the catalogue place, £1,200 so i pay this off and have a long conversation about it with her and now we really are debt free. today i find out she has been ordering shit of studio again, despite her closing the previous account in front of me, and is now due out £300! boot to the pie has been administered and i really think a jury would acquit me! Aye, but who else would have you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 All women are addicted to online shopping. This is the universal truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 My mate went through something kind of similar with his Mrs. Genuinely, take control of finances. He thought he sorted it, turned out it wasn’t, repeat. He now has financial control and it’s not repeated. thought it was under control but here we go. Aye, but who else would have you?you are quiet correct sarge. im on my way out so shouldnt let it bother me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 1 hour ago, ah-dee said: this is more than petty really but here goes. 4 months ago i had a small windfall (£3k) i wasnt expecting so i paid my missus overdraft off (£1k). i see this as a long term relationship so wasnt a problem. i assumed this made us both debt free. 1 month ago i find out she is due studio, the catalogue place, £1,200 so i pay this off and have a long conversation about it with her and now we really are debt free. today i find out she has been ordering shit of studio again, despite her closing the previous account in front of me, and is now due out £300! boot to the pie has been administered and i really think a jury would acquit me! That's your problem, right there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, ah-dee said: this is more than petty really but here goes. 4 months ago i had a small windfall (£3k) i wasnt expecting so i paid my missus overdraft off (£1k). i see this as a long term relationship so wasnt a problem. i assumed this made us both debt free. 1 month ago i find out she is due studio, the catalogue place, £1,200 so i pay this off and have a long conversation about it with her and now we really are debt free. today i find out she has been ordering shit of studio again, despite her closing the previous account in front of me, and is now due out £300! You're a decent bloke. You didn't think of asking the blokes she was dressing up for to chip in? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 You're a decent bloke. You didn't think of asking the blokes she was dressing up for to chip in?they male friends chipped in for the private treatment when she had an abortion. lovely fellas. didnt want to ask again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Watching the Europa League round up just now on BT and then they show the tables, the points total is in the first column instead of the last. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Back to the Adblocker app for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Websites that don't let you read them unless you switch off your adblocker 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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