carpetmonster Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 App devs who clearly never watched Grange Hill seeing as Words With Friends won't accept 'goolies' as being a word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Deontay WildPar said: In a similar vein to above, taxis (of the private hire variety) in Edinburgh that have come from outwith Edinburgh and have their phone number on the side with no area code. Eg "Call Shug's Taxis 771 771". Don't know why this annoys me so much but leaves me in a seething mess. They just drive about attending imaginary calls for money laundering purposes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: They just drive about attending imaginary calls for money laundering purposes. TBF “Shug’s Money Laundering 771 771” isn’t any more helpful without an area code. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: After getting on a flight from Dundee to Stansted this morning, I’m now in a fucking taxi between Norwich and Stansted airport having circled around in the air for 2 hours. f**k you fog. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: PAfter getting on a flight from Dundee to Stansted this morning, I’m now in a fucking taxi between Norwich and Stansted airport having circled around in the air for 2 hours. f**k you fog. There are more questions than answers here. Were you trying to get to Norwich? Did the plane land there instead of Stanstead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Dundee to Stansted to get to a meeting in London. Not worth getting the train in from Norwich (2 hours) so went back to Stansted into the lounge. Fucking taxi got pulled in by the Essex filth and we (and most cars coming into the airport) got nobbed for £35 for not wearing a seatbelt in the back. Utter fucking shitshow of a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dundee to Stansted to get to a meeting in London. Not worth getting the train in from Norwich (2 hours) so went back to Stansted into the lounge. Fucking taxi got pulled in by the Essex filth and we (and most cars coming into the airport) got nobbed for £35 for not wearing a seatbelt in the back. Utter fucking shitshow of a day. So did you miss the meeting and just go to Stansted to wait for your flight back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Fucking taxi got pulled in by the Essex filth and we (and most cars coming into the airport) got nobbed for £35 for not wearing a seatbelt in the back. Serves you right for thinking mushrooms belong in a chippy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 41 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dundee to Stansted to get to a meeting in London. Not worth getting the train in from Norwich (2 hours) so went back to Stansted into the lounge. Fucking taxi got pulled in by the Essex filth and we (and most cars coming into the airport) got nobbed for £35 for not wearing a seatbelt in the back. Utter fucking shitshow of a day. Why weren't you wearing your seatbelt? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: Why weren't you wearing your seatbelt? Shut up pc cabe. I was squeezed into the back of a taxi with 2 fat accountants with laptop bags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: Why weren't you wearing your seatbelt? Couldn't stretch far enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 42 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fucking taxi got pulled in by the Essex filth and we (and most cars coming into the airport) got nobbed for £35 for not wearing a seatbelt in the back. A fantastic use of police resources (revenue fleecing) I'm sure you will agree 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Dundee to Stansted to get to a meeting in London. Not worth getting the train in from Norwich (2 hours) so went back to Stansted into the lounge. Fucking taxi got pulled in by the Essex filth and we (and most cars coming into the airport) got nobbed for £35 for not wearing a seatbelt in the back. Utter fucking shitshow of a day.And yet Sunday will still be worse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Shut up pc cabe. I was squeezed into the back of a taxi with 2 fat accountants with laptop bags. This is definitely some kind of very niche Fake Taxi video you've been in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: A fantastic use of police resources (revenue fleecing) I'm sure you will agree And what NHS resources would have been used up if the taxi had hit something and MM had gone through the windscreen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, GordonD said: And what NHS resources would have been used up if the taxi had hit something and MM had gone through the windscreen? The lacerated fat guy budget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, GordonD said: And what NHS resources would have been used up if the taxi had hit something and MM had gone through the windscreen? But he didn't did he. What NHS resources would have been used if________________________________________________(insert any scenario you like that didn't happen)?? Non statement. What if? What if? What if? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, GordonD said: And what NHS resources would have been used up if the taxi had hit something and MM had gone through the windscreen? Or smashed into the back of the head of the driver or passenger, either of whom might actually be missed by somebody. Should have been done for attempted murder imo. Edited November 27, 2018 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Had to sit through on of those conversations yesterday with Mrs B, her sister and the MIL. Ohh auld Tommy died.Who? Ye ken auld Tommy!Married to Nancy?Aye thats him. His laddie was your age.Naw thats a different Nancy.Naw your thinking of Nancy Wilson, she ran the wee corner shop, used to go about wi Mary.Mary Anderson?Nawww Mary that used to knit scarves for yous.Ahh right ok. So not that Nancy then?Naw not that Nancy. This Nancy used to live with Jimmy before mind.....SHOOT ME PLEASEI’m lost.Who is Ken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Never mind, im on the drink now and will probably get refused onto the flight later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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