Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 What a fud. Quote Dutchman, 69, brings lawsuit to lower his age 20 years https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46133262 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Loving the idea........ I may try and increase my age so I can retire. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: What a fud. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46133262 he looks like Rolf Harris.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: he looks like Rolf Harris.... A 69 year old Rolf Harris at that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This p***k, who I first heard of about three minutes ago: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46100047 I'll dead boy him. These are The Dead Boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'll dead boy him. These are The Dead Boys. Ah, yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Ah, yes Good old Stiv Bators, one of the immortals. Dead now, of course, run over by a taxi in Paris. Makes a refreshing change from the usual OD, vomit choking or danger w**k exit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 7 hours ago, Skerla said: People who say they digest or need to digest a film/tv show. Pretentious twats. Used that years ago and forgotten about it. Need to use it more. "In with eyes out through anus." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Loving the idea........ I may try and increase my age so I can retire.That was exactly my thoughts. If he wins I want my legal age to be 55 so I can claim my work's pension. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Deanburn Dave said: Loving the idea........ I may try and increase my age so I can retire. If this works Turboshandy will send his misses over to see if she can add a few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 What a fud. Dutchman, 69, brings lawsuit to lower his age 20 years https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46133262Loving this quote"When I'm on Tinder and it says I'm 69, I don't get an answer. When I'm 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position."Will you f**k. Folk will think "49? Looks more like 79". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 combination of chilly weather and a fresh shirt has caused my nipple to chafe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 People who just poach at fives then bawl for a long ball when you are taking a turn in goals. I enjoy dummiing a long ball to get them to run a bit before tapping to a player who has made an effort to get back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 21 minutes ago, coprolite said: combination of chilly weather and a fresh shirt has caused my nipple to chafe. I'm going to need some time to digest that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 19 hours ago, GordonD said: Currently watching a programme about scumbags who try to fiddle insurance companies by submitting fraudulent claims. The presenter is being filmed by two cameras at once and they keep cutting between them so instead of facing the viewer as is normal, half the time it looks as it he's talking to somebody else. No doubt this is because the average TV viewer these days has the attention span of a goldfish and will wander off if the image on screen doesn't change every fifteen seconds or so. But it's bloody distracting. Could be worse though - I've seen shows where they keep cutting in close-ups of the presenter's ear or film him from the other end of a corridor, for much the same reason. A bit hard on goldfish there : 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 People who just poach at fives then bawl for a long ball when you are taking a turn in goals. I enjoy dummiing a long ball to get them to run a bit before tapping to a player who has made an effort to get back. Theres loads of things people do at fives that comoletely not in the spirit of what its about. Generally absolute bellends. Shooting as soon as they cross an inch over the half way line, absolutely melting a shot and about breaking the wrists of someone who doesnt want to be in goals anyway and is just taking a turn, refusing to pass, kicking away at ankles etc, belting a pass chest height at someone, refusing to take a turn in goals... Most folk play fives to have a decent game and a bit of craic. Theres always at least one arsehole determined to ensure no enjoyment for anyone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 12 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This p***k, who I first heard of about three minutes ago: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46100047 He is clearly a p***k but, in the manner of a fucked clock... Quote "I don't trust songs that can be played at a kid's party and a club at the same time. I just don't think it's right," the North Shields songwriter says, getting into his stride. "There's something reptilian about that." He's not wrong there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: He is clearly a p***k but, in the manner of a fucked clock... He's not wrong there I couldn't tell you a single Ed Sheeran song. It's quite easy these days to avoid any shite music pollution in your ears. He may be a musical genius but I don't want to listen to someone who looks like he plays Dungeons and Dragons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: I couldn't tell you a single Ed Sheeran song. It's quite easy these days to avoid any shite music pollution in your ears. He may be a musical genius but I don't want to listen to someone who looks like he plays Dungeons and Dragons. I thought the same thing until recently but now I need to spend half my time covering at switchboard where they constantly have commercial radio on. There were about eight or nine songs that came on regularly that I despised. Was only earlier this year I found out they were all by Ed Sheeran. It really is the worst music I've ever heard Edited November 9, 2018 by AsimButtHitsASix 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 the way that folk from the US say "santa" without bothering with the "t" saanna the cuns... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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