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40 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Folk who think that the fact it's raining automatically means it's cold outside.

 

Especially when they are in southern Spain.

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Damned right it's disgusting. A real spouse would be getting wired into their partner's pluke with the cotton wool and antiseptic wipes.
Honestly, how are you going to cope when she's ancient and raddled, and can't wipe her own arse anymore?  :rolleyes:
After a couple of glasses of wine she can barely wipe her own arse anyway.

But what the f**k does raddled mean?

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Damned right it's disgusting. A real spouse would be getting wired into their partner's pluke with the cotton wool and antiseptic wipes.
Honestly, how are you going to cope when she's ancient and raddled, and can't wipe her own arse anymore?  :rolleyes:
After a couple of glasses of wine she can barely wipe her own arse anyway.

But what the f**k does raddled mean?

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12 hours ago, pandarilla said:

So to get back on track my missus is currently squeezing a spot whilst lying next to me in bed. (Actually that's not petty either, it's fucking disgusting).

Tell her to squeeze one of her own.

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3 hours ago, pandarilla said:

After a couple of glasses of wine she can barely wipe her own arse anyway.

But what the f**k does raddled mean?

 

3 hours ago, pandarilla said:

After a couple of glasses of wine she can barely wipe her own arse anyway.

But what the f**k does raddled mean?

 

2 hours ago, The Moonster said:

Showing signs of age or fatigue.

Like repeating yourself?

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Very disappointed that my local library has removed the classics section to replace it with mindless rubbish.

Yet more dumbing down in Broken Britain.  I'm almost as angry as when I sat through the revamped Fifteen to One.

I weep for the future.

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Very disappointed that my local library has removed the classics section to replace it with mindless rubbish.
Yet more dumbing down in Broken Britain.  I'm almost as angry as when I sat through the revamped Fifteen to One.
I weep for the future.
^^^Hid porn in the classics section

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Perth drivers, I’m well aware I shouldn’t have been stopped in a yellow box with a caravan on the back, stopping all the traffic from moving (and a bus turning left) but I’ve never been to here before you see. I’m deeply offended by the hand gestures and your red seething distorted  faces, chill oot mun, all ye had tae dae was all stop and let me in ken

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3 minutes ago, heedthebaa said:

Perth drivers, I’m well aware I shouldn’t have been stopped in a yellow box with a caravan on the back, stopping all the traffic from moving (and a bus turning left) but I’ve never been to here before you see. I’m deeply offended by the hand gestures and your red seething distorted  faces, chill oot mun, all ye had tae dae was all stop and let me in ken

I’m sorry they didn’t lynch you.

 

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19 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Lack of normal places to eat airports.

A vegan burger? Vegans are arseholes.
Clam chowder?! 
Banh mi sandwiches?!
What the f**k is a banh mi sandwich?

Get that pretentious shite in the sea.

You'll be coming back for a Greggs any day now.

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20 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Lack of normal places to eat airports.

A vegan burger? Vegans are arseholes.
Clam chowder?! 
Banh mi sandwiches?!
What the f**k is a banh mi sandwich?

Get that pretentious shite in the sea.

Clam chowder you would.

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The expression "target golf". f**k off, the golf players are trying to hit the ball as close to the hole as they are able to, in all circumstances. Rap yer pish.

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Very disappointed that my local library has removed the classics section to replace it with mindless rubbish.
Yet more dumbing down in Broken Britain.  I'm almost as angry as when I sat through the revamped Fifteen to One.
I weep for the future.
Now that he's actually dead I hope William G Stewart is turning in his grave with rage at the revamped Fifteen to One.

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4 minutes ago, Markka said:
5 hours ago, Tynierose said:
Very disappointed that my local library has removed the classics section to replace it with mindless rubbish.
Yet more dumbing down in Broken Britain.  I'm almost as angry as when I sat through the revamped Fifteen to One.
I weep for the future.

Now that he's actually dead I hope William G Stewart is turning in his grave with rage at the revamped Fifteen to One.

I hope so, it's abymsal.

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Just press quote, it goes away and doesn’t actually quote the post, in my experience anyway

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The media particularly tabloid papers going for overly dramatising stories to sell papers, particularly on subjects I guess they know little about.

This article is a good example, there appears no evidence of any such eruption occurring imminently. 

Scaremongering to try and get people to click on the story.  

In fairness the Yellowstone Caldera and volcano is something that has interested and indeed terrified me for a very long time now, no expert by any means though.

Could supervolcano be ready to erupt?
https://t.co/fhCKEx7eMg https://t.co/5pQZhuvJI8

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