DA Baracus Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: I've been telling you this for years. Especially that time you came down with spew on your jeans. My 30th I recall! Jakey, smelly, trampy bas... Was it? I think you may be mis-recalling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Was it? I think you may be mis-recalling. Nope. Definitely was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Was it? I think you may be mis-recalling. i take it being covered in spew is a common occurrence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Just now, ah-dee said: 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Was it? I think you may be mis-recalling. i take it being covered in spew is a common occurrence? Ha, no, but I thought it was a different time. I'm still unsure. Only the man in question can confirm. I recall it was before a match at East End, and he came down from Aberdeen to a friend's house and had to get them washed in the machine. Being a dick, I turned the heat on the dryer down so that he'd have to go to the game with slightly damp trousers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Ha, no, but I thought it was a different time. I'm still unsure. Only the man in question can confirm. I recall it was before a match at East End, and he came down from Aberdeen to a friend's house and had to get them washed in the machine. Being a dick, I turned the heat on the dryer down so that he'd have to go to the game with slightly damp trousers.haha well played 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 tbh this is more than a petty thing but here goes. when youve had a shit and realise the missus hasnt restocked the toilet paper in the bathroom so you have to shuffle downstairs with a shitty arse to get into the stash under the stairs. the dogs still laughing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 48 minutes ago, ah-dee said: tbh this is more than a petty the missus hasnt restocked the toilet paper in the bathroom Sounds like you need to get your lazy , shitty arse in gear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Sounds like you need to get your lazy , shitty arse in gear i know she needs replaced pronto. its not difficult to bring more rolls up the stairs when you open the last one. saves shitty hole embarrassment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Fifth/sixth officials being located on the same side of the half as the linesman. Why do they do this? Surely would make more sense to have them on the other side of the goal so they can see what the linesman might not be able to?Linesmen are superfluous nowadays. When did you last see them make a decision other than the ball being out without waiting for the referee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Apart from every single offside decision in a game, you mean? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Hampden Diehard said: On 23/10/2018 at 23:34, IainMorton said: Fifth/sixth officials being located on the same side of the half as the linesman. Why do they do this? Surely would make more sense to have them on the other side of the goal so they can see what the linesman might not be able to? Linesmen are superfluous nowadays. When did you last see them make a decision other than the ball being out without waiting for the referee. Even on thrown ins these days there’s normally a delay until the ref tells them which half of the old firm* the throw has to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 her not rinsing stuff before putting it in the dishwasher! we only put it on once every 3/4 days but she expects everything to come out clean. its not difficult to rinse the worse of the dried food off pots and plates etc so everything comes out properly clean. just emptied it and had a pile of dishes to clean as she couldnt be arsed in the first place! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, ah-dee said: her not rinsing stuff before putting it in the dishwasher! we only put it on once every 3/4 days but she expects everything to come out clean. its not difficult to rinse the worse of the dried food off pots and plates etc so everything comes out properly clean. just emptied it and had a pile of dishes to clean as she couldnt be arsed in the first place! She must be some ride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 She must be some ride.she has her good points but there isnt a thread for that. would be a shite read anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, ah-dee said: 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: She must be some ride. she has her good points but there isnt a thread for that. would be a shite read anyway! Kill her, blame the stroke symptoms. If you're lucky you might get a suspended sentence. Even if you don't, you'll be out in about 2 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Kill her, blame the stroke symptoms. If you're lucky you might get a suspended sentence. Even if you don't, you'll be out in about 2 years.i could and then blame it on my tablets. claim to have no memory or knowledge of the incident. i would need the silence of the p&b masses for that to fly though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, ah-dee said: 10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Kill her, blame the stroke symptoms. If you're lucky you might get a suspended sentence. Even if you don't, you'll be out in about 2 years. i could and then blame it on my tablets. claim to have no memory or knowledge of the incident. i would need the silence of the p&b masses for that to fly though No, we'll be witnesses. We'll say you've been acting erratically, talking in riddles etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 No, we'll be witnesses. We'll say you've been acting erratically, talking in riddles etc.when times get tough you can always rely on p&b to pull through for you!another PTTGOYN shes away with my prescription re order form in her handbag. shes on fire! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, ah-dee said: when times get tough you can always rely on p&b to pull through for you! another PTTGOYN shes away with my prescription re order form in her handbag. shes on fire! She's taking the pish. How much longer are you going to take it? Her and her pals will be having a right laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 She's taking the pish. How much longer are you going to take it? Her and her pals will be having a right laugh.yeah im starting to get the feeling this is all deliberate. its not like its life or death, oh wait.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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