bob the tank Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Put a bag of bird seed or breadcrumbs in your car. Scatter them on his every time you find him in your space. He'll return to a thoroughly scraped/shat on car each time, courtesy of local pigeons and gulls. Great suggestion as he is back tonight, but he arrived after I was parked, so he is in Sandra next doors space. Before moz asks 6/10.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty the bullwee man Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 No one waving to say thanks for letting them cross the road at a zebra crossing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 No one waving to say thanks for letting them cross the road at a zebra crossing. What? You're not "letting them". Are you French? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 No one waving to say thanks for letting them cross the road at a zebra crossing. Thanks for not breaking the law or running anyone down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Fucking Beatles, run them over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 No one waving to say thanks for letting them cross the road at a zebra crossing. Yeah. People wave to me for not murdering them every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 The location of the toilets in my new office, Everyone sees you walking in and out, feel almost pressurised to squeeze out a shite in record time f**k'em. Personally, I'd try to spice things up a bit. http://buildyourowngloryhole.com 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Train drivers who don't wave to thank you when you stop at level crossings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty the bullwee man Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 i've made an arse of my post haven't i 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 i've made an arse of my post haven't i Nah, nothing wrong with the post, you've just made an arse of yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Enormous floating balls of hot plasma that don't fire off solar flares to acknowledge your planet passing by to worship at 30km per second. You know how much effort goes into building up that kind of speed? c**t. On a related note, cars that fly straight through crossings without even slowing down. There's a relatively new one on Union Street in Alloa, and it seems half of the drivers who go through it have all agreed to believe that it doesn't exist. You can try to mow me down all you want, arseholes, but I'm coming through your windscreen (and face) feet first. I'll make sure and wave at the last minute 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I always give a wee wave. Its nice to acknowledge that the driver isn't an utter cnut. It is quite disconcerting when you go abroad and drivers stop automatically. You give them a wave and they think you are mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Enormous floating balls of hot plasma that don't fire off solar flares to acknowledge your planet passing by to worship at 30km per second. You know how much effort goes into building up that kind of speed? c**t. On a related note, cars that fly straight through crossings without even slowing down. There's a relatively new one on Union Street in Alloa, and it seems half of the drivers who go through it have all agreed to believe that it doesn't exist. You can try to mow me down all you want, arseholes, but I'm coming through your windscreen (and face) feet first. I'll make sure and wave at the last minute I've never seen anybody using that crossing ever, so I always drive over it at warp speed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Sifting flour pre-making pizza dough has to be the most tedious activity known to man. You don't need to sift it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Playing football tonight and went for a Van Basten volley, only problem was the defender got the ball first and I booted his foot full whack. He had studs on and now I can't walk properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 This One Direction concert being cancelled and being reported on the news. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Glenn Hoddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Websites who describe Airdrie's kit design as "retro". It's not "retro", its our kit design, deal with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 the majority of this islands population being thick fucking simpletons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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