lichtie23 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Jennifer Ellison. She used to be a top 5'er, a stunner. See here - image.jpg Now she looks like she ate and/or smoked the other 4. See here - image.jpg Y JEN? Y? Such a waste 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 People who say "Coldslaw" The wife pronounces it "'Co-slaw". Seriously contemplating cutting her tongue out when she's sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 ^^^Mouth like a sewer. £71 for one small filling though. FFS. That's actually a bargain when you think about the fact that you're undergoing a medical procedure with a doctor and a trained dental hygienist. It's not like it's something you'd be comfortable getting your mate to do for you. If you change your mind though, you know where to contact me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 People who say "Coldslaw" I've been hearing it getting called Slaw think it's a new fashion like pulled pork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 No matter how many times I have corrected her over the years my wife still calls a wardrobe a wardrope. Daft bint! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Blimey! She could eat corn-on-the-cob through a Venetian blind! Her teeth look like they'll take a helluva lot more than £71 to sort out. Just a bit No matter how many times I have corrected her over the years my wife still calls a wardrobe a wardrope. Daft bint! for sale and wanted in Perth facebook page for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Getting a face full of that vapour cloud from an e-cigarette. Fag smokers and their modern offspring are ignorant b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Getting a face full of that vapour cloud from an e-cigarette. Fag smokers and their modern offspring are ignorant b*****ds. This. They are worse than Hitler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Getting a face full of that vapour cloud from an e-cigarette. Fag smokers and their modern offspring are ignorant b*****ds. Was that one of those massive machines that give off clouds? The wee e-fags you wouldn't notice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Was that one of those massive machines that give off clouds? The wee e-fags you wouldn't notice. Bloody well reek if somebody in front of you is smoking one though. Quite glad they've banned them on buses tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Why is it the most expensive place to buy a product is their own stores? If I was stupid enough to buy an IPhone the last place I'd buy it is the apple shop. Rip off c**ts. Lacoste shop is the same 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) Such a waist FTFY Edited October 12, 2015 by Fae_the_'briggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Getting a face full of that vapour cloud from an e-cigarette. Fag smokers and their modern offspring are ignorant b*****ds. Give them those wee sweetie cigarettes with the red tip that parents used to buy for their kids (they were called weans back then). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) Why can't clothing manufacturers agree on and use a standard sizing guide? I ordered a Scotland polo shirt, one of the new Macron ones, from Kitbag. I'm usually an L or XL so plumped for the latter. Shirt arrived yesterday and it's nowhere near fitting me. Checked the Macron website and for my height (197cms) I should have bought a 3XL! Edited October 12, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Why can't clothing manufacturers agree on and use a standard sizing guide? I ordered a Scotland polo shirt, one of the new Macron ones, from Kitbag. I'm usually an L or XL so plumped for the latter. Shirt arrived yesterday and it's nowhere near fitting me. Checked the Macron website and for my height (197cms) I should have bought a 3XL! Blaming the clothing companies for your recent bloating is not cool Swarley. Not cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Blaming the clothing companies for your recent bloating is not cool Swarley. Not cool. normally I'd agree with you but this Macron "XL" top is equivalent to say a Small Adidas one. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Now back to the deep fried wombat for breakfast.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Po faced ex-lover of Corbyn goes on HIGNFY and sits there like an offended c**t when fun is poked at anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Why can't clothing manufacturers agree on and use a standard sizing guide? I ordered a Scotland polo shirt, one of the new Macron ones, from Kitbag. I'm usually an L or XL so plumped for the latter. Shirt arrived yesterday and it's nowhere near fitting me. Checked the Macron website and for my height (197cms) I should have bought a 3XL! With you on this, shirts at Primark are 2 sizes down from those at M&S. Hate it when I buy lycra at M&S and the top just flops over my tight 6 pack, the girls whine so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Po faced ex-lover of Corbyn goes on HIGNFY and sits there like an offended c**t when fun is poked at anything. Dianne Abbot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Dianne Abbot? Correct, just because she's back in the limelight she starts acting holier than thou, she shouldn't have bothered going on the show as her actions were highlighted at every turn by the producers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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