welshbairn Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 1. Walking into the toilets in a builder's merchants and standing in the pitch black waiting like a dick for the automatic light to come on until you realise you have to search for a switch in the pitch black. 2. Walking into the toilet's in different branches of said builder's merchants searching for a light switch in the pitch black until an automatic light comes on about 10 minutes later. Get philby to hold and point it for you, as long as it's not coming up to 5pm. He eats a lot of carrots and has superb night vision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Fucks me off when oor boys don't sing the national anthem. It's a really daft thing, but when you see other teams giving it lalldy and our boys are standing dour faced it winds me up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Get philby to hold and point it for you, as long as it's not coming up to 5pm. He eats a lot of carrots and has superb night vision.He's a bit crabbit these days. I preferred autistic philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 My 93 year old Dad broke his shoulder falling in the shower a couple of days ago. Ambulance took him to Raigmore A+E, Inverness and they tried to find a bed. Only one available was in Grantown, which is fine, only 45 mins drive. The PTTGOYN thing is that they have empty beds across the street from our house in a Community Hospital in Inverness, but they're reserved for major incidents, like train crashes, terrorist attacks etc. My Mother is wheelchair bound, so nipping back and forward to Grantown to stop my Dad punching the nurses is a bit of a bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 3 and a half ours to get to Glasgow earlier. Was that east to west? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Bones in supposedly filleted fish. Puts me right off. Also being given chicken wings to eat, mostly skin and bone, you need at least 20 to make a decent meal wi' a big pile of chips on the side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 3 and a half ours to get to Glasgow earlier.Same here. Left Kirkcaldy at just after 4 thinking I'd have plenty time for pre match food. Cleared the bridge and onto the M8 for quarter to 5. 3 hours from there. Just got into Hampden to see big Robert score. Listening to the radio and hearing how bad the traffic was made me just want to turn back because I didn't think I'd make it. The tailback from me where horrible. Some must have missed half an hour of the game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Same here. Left Kirkcaldy at just after 4 thinking I'd have plenty time for pre match food. Cleared the bridge and onto the M8 for quarter to 5. 3 hours from there. Just got into Hampden to see big Robert score. Listening to the radio and hearing how bad the traffic was made me just want to turn back because I didn't think I'd make it. The tailback from me where horrible. Some must have missed half an hour of the game. Dundee to Hampden. I entered Hampden with 36 minutes played. Nearly turned back after hearing Poland scoring. Left at 3.40 missed first 10 minutes. Got home at 1.45am. Was up for 5.15am. Shite day Move closer to civilisation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 It's where he hides the prozzie bodies. Address please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Pish defending and last minute equalisers Sure was, awake 18hrs before ko. Not good, for the heart. Like watching and old movies (love story) you knew what was going to happen but you kept on watching. On another thread when the 4 minute board came up I got little bit sick coming & wanted to turn off. I sat through it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Dundee to Hampden. I entered Hampden with 36 minutes played. Nearly turned back after hearing Poland scoring. On the plus side, we won the bit that you saw 2-1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Recruitment companies, phoning leaving messages, emailing, even annoying your folks because they've got an old C.V. somehow. Sure, a higher paid better job would be good but I don't like the way they go about their business. More interested in placing people into interviews and jobs they're not suited to than actually helping people. As soon as the hint of money or interest is gone from the company they drop you like a stone. Vultures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 The England football team having a midfielder wear #4 and a defender wear #6. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Old c***s at a cash point. Always take twice as long as anyone else to get their transaction done. The main gripe is that 75% of them seem to have multiple bank cards and need to get a small amount cash from all of them. I waited a solid 5 mins on 2 pensioners this morning. Utter shitcunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 The England football team having a midfielder wear #4 and a defender wear #6. Quite right. #6 is the number for a CB and #4 is the number for a holding midfielder B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Quite right. #6 is the number for a CB and #4 is the number for a holding midfielder B) And number 2 is apparently a striker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) Remember when Kevin Hetherington played for QoS in the 80s? Centre back who wore the No10 shirt! Edited October 10, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Motorists who don't bother to, or don't know how to signal on roundabouts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 And number 2 is apparently a striker. Now that's just wrong. Number 2 is of course RB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Now that's just wrong. Number 2 is of course RB. Don' tell me, tell the gaffer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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