BuddieInDundee Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 When millionaire celebrities/sportsmen do documentaries and go back to the place where they're originally from in their fancy sports cars and clothes and tell everybody how rough and violent the place is and how it's made them the person they are. When it just looks like your average run of the mill scheme/street.... I've a sneaky feeling you've been watching the Wayne Rooney documentary! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I have 'locked in syndrome' on a Juniors thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) Not only are the road layouts fucking weird but it seems that the residents and frequent Aberdeen commuters are offered a lobotomy with their road tax judging by the impressive driving on show. nae great, as my old foreman used to say.ETA yes I know. I've shit the bed. Insomnia can kiss my hairy beanbag Edited October 6, 2015 by Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 When millionaire celebrities/sportsmen do documentaries and go back to the place where they're originally from in their fancy sports cars and clothes and tell everybody how rough and violent the place is and how it's made them the person they are. When it just looks like your average run of the mill scheme/street.... Hi Mum is a dinnerlady! Oh the humanity. Why doesn't he give her a weeks wage so she can retire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 People who walk slowly in the middle of the pavement making it difficult to get by on either side should be killed. If they also weave from side to side they should be killed slowly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I've a sneaky feeling you've been watching the Wayne Rooney documentary! I had, which I thought was great but that cliched shite winds me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 1. Walking into the toilets in a builder's merchants and standing in the pitch black waiting like a dick for the automatic light to come on until you realise you have to search for a switch in the pitch black. 2. Walking into the toilet's in different branches of said builder's merchants searching for a light switch in the pitch black until an automatic light comes on about 10 minutes later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Decided to grow my beard again and it's coming in grey. f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 1. Walking into the toilets in a builder's merchants and standing in the pitch black waiting like a dick for the automatic light to come on until you realise you have to search for a switch in the pitch black. 2. Walking into the toilet's in different branches of said builder's merchants searching for a light switch in the pitch black until an automatic light comes on about 10 minutes later. Builders Merchant toilet fetish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 This newish caring attitude at the end of plays or soaps where a voice says "If you've been affected by the events in tonight's programme call our counselling line or the Samaritans." Get a grip, it's fiction and if you're that easily upset don't watch it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 This newish caring attitude at the end of plays or soaps where a voice says "If you've been affected by the events in tonight's programme call our counselling line or the Samaritans." Get a grip, it's fiction and if you're that easily upset don't watch it. New ish? I remember this shit from the 90s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 (pardon the title which is the work of the uploader) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Having to go back a page to find this thread. Hearing Disco 2000 in an advert for fucking Easyjet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I had 2 x Type 3's this morning, one sinking and one floating, what's that all about? Should I seek medical (or psychiatric) advice. Getting rid of floaters can be a b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Did one today I swear was a foot long and smelt like dog shit. That can't be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I had 2 x Type 3's this morning, one sinking and one floating, what's that all about? Should I seek medical (or psychiatric) advice. Getting rid of floaters can be a b*****d. Having IBS I can start off with Type 2, then Type 4, then Type 5 and then 3 or 4 Type 6's all in the one day. Especially if I've had late night fast food. I once done 8 shites before football at 1pm one day. Damn Noodle Bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Did one today I swear was a foot long and smelt like dog shit. That can't be good. ^^^ Eats dog food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Citrus fruit advertised as 'Easy Peel' is almost always infinitely more difficult to peel than the stuff that makes no such claim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Did one today I swear was a foot long and smelt like dog shit. That can't be good. I can mind after a weekend's hillwalking when younger I dropped a massive one in the loo next to the fish and chip shop in Braemar. Must have been about a foot long. After I'd wiped and was about to leave I felt a rumble and thought "hang on, I'm not finished here" and then proceeded to do another one that was about a foot long as well. Never been so ashamed proud in all my puff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I had 2 x Type 3's this morning, one sinking and one floating, what's that all about? Should I seek medical (or psychiatric) advice. Getting rid of floaters can be a b*****d. Worse than anything...you don't notice that you've left some behind (no pun intended) after flushing early in the morning and the chick is next one in later that day. You could be a brain surgeon, but you're also the guy who can't flush away his crap successfully. Happened to a mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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