WeAreElgin Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Is there even a subway in Elgin? Heard there was a mass frenzy a couple year ago when a kfc was opened The highlands seem there about 30 years behind everything. There's been a subway in Elgin for what, nearly 10 years? I'm glad that Elgin isn't in the highlands, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Did anyone else hear this headcase on the BBC Scotland phone in hour today? Rosie Kane Was on in relation to the story about the female barrister on LinkedIn who went off the nut when some older dude said she was "stunning" and shared the screenshots on Twitter. Link Like walking on fucking eggshells, any mention of a female's appearance had her wailing like a banshee. I can't be sure without listening again, but pretty sure it included a muffled "f**k off, mate" directed at a male caller. I had the misfortune of hearing the entire show today and have never wanted to kick anyone in the pie as much as that feminist psychopath. It takes a special kind of loonball to take the extraordinary leap of linking a compliment on someone's looks on the web to violence against women. My favourite moment was when she continued to refer to women as "we" as though she spoke for every female on the planet until a woman phoned up and basically told her to shut the f**k up. Also when the guy told her that Charlotte Proudman had been discovered to have a history of complimenting guys on facebook and Rosie's response was "Yes but people are looking for compliments on their facebook photos"?! I'm going to stop now because I could rant about Rosie and Charlotte's feminazi agenda all night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 After 5's the other week I went into Subway. I ordered a 6" (lol) and the (stunning) girl sandwich slave asked if I'd like to go footling for an extra 18p. I was lost in her eyes and just mumbled 'no'. What a dickhead. You did OK. Repeating the question to the stunning girl sandwich slave just makes you look creepy. So I understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Is there even a subway in Elgin? Heard there was a mass frenzy a couple year ago when a kfc was opened The highlands seem there about 30 years behind everything. There was a frenzy when Krispy Kreme opened in Edinburgh.* Possibly due to Edinburgh residents all being c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 People who put Cryptic status on Facebook, either tell us what you mean or fucking don't put a status up you attention seeking p***ks. Also people on Facebook who communicate through emojis. Absolute cretins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 For six quid? Inflation has killed that one stone dead I'm afraid. Good choice if it qualified though. Your not looking in the right places. Bottle of tonic can be found for six big ones in a host of scummy shops 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Let's be honest as soon as you get past Aberdeen its hickville from there on out. I was surprised that when I joined this site to see people up there have running computers and Internet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 For six quid? Inflation has killed that one stone dead I'm afraid. Good choice if it qualified though.Bottle of Buckfast at £5.99 in my local shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Let's be honest as soon as you get past Aberdeen its hickville from there on out. I was surprised that when I joined this site to see people up there have running computers and Internet Look, you're out of the Petrofac challenge cup, just accept it and move on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 People who put Cryptic status on Facebook, either tell us what you mean or fucking don't put a status up you attention seeking p***ks. Also people on Facebook who communicate through emojis. Absolute cretins Also known as Vaguebooking. Post all of your facebook related frustration on here: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/143343-annoying-things-people-write-on-facebook/page-357 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 My 6 month old home theatre has stopped talking to my TV, can I find the receipt? can I f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 My 6 month old home theatre has stopped talking to my TV, can I find the receipt? can I f**k. Sorry about the receipt, but at least your meds have started working. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 My 6 month old home theatre has stopped talking to my TV Tell the pair of them to shake hands and be done with it. I get enough drama from the humans in my life, I don't have time to deal with it from the appliances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 In bars, when folk suddenly decide that the table you're using is a suitable replacement for the bar where they dump their empty glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 In bars, when folk suddenly decide that the table you're using is a suitable replacement for the bar where they dump their empty glass. WTF? That deserves a Franco Begbie style explosion of rage IMO. Demonstrate that their colon makes for a more suitable replacement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 My Dad always gets to the point where he's ridiculously tired and a tad drunk on Sunday mornings and refuses to leave me in peace to watch my shows (no not porn or babestation I'm no 12) and f**k off out the livingroom to his bed, so he's up for about 3 minutes, then asleep, then snoring ridiculously loud, then I wake him up and tell him, he refuses and denies this and then this process carries on again and again for a good 45 minutes to an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 ...I'd come home at night to find him snoring his head off on the couch with some utter pish like the NFL... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Fans claiming their team qualified for Europe, even though they never got past the qualifying rounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 The Great North Run, London Marathon, and any other single race that takes hours, yet they feel the need to show all of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Snobby b-stards and "Etiquette Tutors" who sneer at putting the milk in the cup before pouring the tea. That's how I do it, that's how I like it, get over it, it's only a f-ing cup of tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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