DA Baracus Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 We're getting paid on Friday because Monday is a bank holiday . Desperately hoping I get paid tomorrow or Saturday after just checking my bank account and seeing it has all of 67p on it. I imagine I won't though, and will have to wait until Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I thought everyone got paid on the last Wednesday of the month in Ninewells 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I thought everyone got paid on the last Wednesday of the month in Ninewells I don't work for the NHS though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Adverts on the TV showing something better quality than the one that has the price quoted (cars are a perfect example) or adverts for games that say "Not actual game footage", in small print. A TV advert for QP versus East Fife this Saturday wouldn't have a photoshopped Messi in a QP top (although we do have Vinnie Berry as an able subsitute!), because that would be misleading. The 'not actual game footage' thing really grates my nipples when they show some expensively-rendered CG sequence (or Kate Upton's tits), only for it to be an advert for some godawful pay-to-win Flash game that they'll show a brief split-second of at the end in a tiny window, presumably because it's against some law for the actual contents not to be displayed at any point. Especially galling, considering that they're all barely concealed money laundering operations anyway, using cash stolen by Chinese hackers. Fine, allegedly. Happy now, Dad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 These people can f**k right off: Old women with wheeled shopping bags who can only walk in a diagonal down the pavement Bank of Scotland who advertise their branches are open until 7-00pm on a Thursday.....except there are no counter staff on, so you can only use the cashpoint machines, exactly the same as when the place is shut People who grow strawberries and melons that aren't sweet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 This^^^ Plus when you're going for the new job you can negotiate from higher wages (or no wages if you wait too long) I've decided not to go for it. Too much risk involved for the return. Plus I like leaving my problems in the office, not bringing them home at night, which is almost certainly what I would be doing with the new job. Not worth it for the extra money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Totally Celticed the interview earlier. I told them that I would not do any business with China which didnt go down well.Get them telt Mozza'. Mind you my No 43 with egg fried rice and prawn crackers was braw... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Desperately hoping I get paid tomorrow or Saturday after just checking my bank account and seeing it has all of 67p on it. I imagine I won't though, and will have to wait until Monday. I have 15p. Typical rich b*****d, always showing off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 We're getting paid on Friday because Monday is a bank holiday . Checked today because of this post and we are too. Thanks very much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I have 15p. Typical rich b*****d, always showing off. Back to your turnips serf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 People who park tight to your car in the next bay at supermarket car parks, or any big car park, when there are lines of other empty bays they could have parked in. Even worse when they get out and bang their door against your car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Morbidly obese people who make a show of drinking diet Coke or diet Irn Bru. You're no' kiddin' anyone, fatty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Morbidly obese people who make a show of drinking diet Coke or diet Irn Bru. You're no' kiddin' anyone, fatty! Diet juice is much more refreshing IMO. One can of cola/irn bru and you can literally feel your teeth rotting away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Jeremy Vine on the quiz show Eggheads if the contest goes to "sudden death" and he says "the questions aren't multiple choice in this round". Surely its the answers that aren't multiple choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 The lack of staff in the care sector which leads to overuse of agencies who charge and pay over the odds which drags regular staff into agency work. The system ain't working. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Diet juice is much more refreshing IMO. One can of cola/irn bru and you can literally feel your teeth rotting away. I think that diet fizzy juice has a fake, chemically taste to it. Hate the stuff. The only acceptable one is Pepsi Max, which is fantastic. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Diet juice is much more refreshing IMO. One can of cola/irn bru and you can literally feel your teeth rotting away. This. Once your tastebuds are acclimatised to the chemical taste, the sugary stuff tastes alarmingly thick, like drinking a pot of single cream. Diet Coke is still horrid, however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 People who park tight to your car in the next bay at supermarket car parks, or any big car park, when there are lines of other empty bays they could have parked in. Even worse when they get out and bang their door against your car. My car has had more bangs than Jordon. I reckon you could park a car anywhere in an empty car park and guaranteed somebody will park next to you. Think it's called safety in numbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 My car has had more bangs than Jordon. I reckon you could park a car anywhere in an empty car park and guaranteed somebody will park next to you. Think it's called safety in numbers. A great way to freak people out is to employ this same strategy on public transport. For example, if you walk onto a bus and find it empty but for one passenger, take the empty aisle seat beside them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I have to get through 8 hours of work before I can start drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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