Hedgecutter Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 BOOK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 BOOK Fucking well this! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I've just witnessed this in Tesco. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1437602465.626601.jpg relatively neat handwriting for a fucktard... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 "Hello? Is that Dundee?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Maybe they're just big Fast Show fans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Food in hospital looks okay actually, but the whole ward was reeking of whatever shite the scheme rat was stuffing down her scummy neck. I know of someone my age (19) who is incredibly rotund, had a blood clot and his parents snuck him out of hospital to go to a McDonald's. Was a few year ago and quite disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Maybe they're just big Fast Show fans?Sorry Arthur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I've just witnessed this in Tesco. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1437602465.626601.jpg BE A WEAR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I've just witnessed this in Tesco. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1437602465.626601.jpg Pretty sure there will be some takers, especially for twenty quidhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chester+drawers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Argument for case of dogs: They don't take up as much room as fat people. They don't smell as bad as fat people. They cost less to feed than fat people. Dogs aren't embarrassing to be seen in public with. I bet your dog takes itself for a walk everyday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I bet your dog takes itself for a walk everyday. and bags up its own shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) What's wrong with that? Are you called BigMartyn because you're a big idle lump? Get off your arse man! No because I'm 6ft5. I've been up since 0630 and been out for a walk. Now I'm going to pick up my niece and have a nice day out. The joys of continental shifts. Edited July 23, 2015 by BigMartyn86 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 and bags up its own shite. Aye and it'll still feel less embarrassed doing that than being seen in public with 8mile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) I know of someone my age (19) who is incredibly rotund, had a blood clot and his parents snuck him out of hospital to go to a McDonald's. Was a few year ago and quite disgusting.This *^^We had a young(ish) patient with sepsis writhing around in bed, very very ill and clearly in a lot of pain and her mother asks can she take her outside for some fresh air !!!! Un feckin believable!!! eta she was a smoker Edited July 23, 2015 by rustyarabnuts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 That O2 advert where folk can win tickets to the send off event for the England rugby team for going to the world cup. The rugby world cup is in England though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Every single person in a car advert, especially the ones where they appear to be a group of friends driving about laughing together "through the city" or "going off into the countryside" or doing wacky things like suddenly jumping out of the car and running into the sea with no clothes on. I hope you catch hypothermia you insufferable whompercunting puddledrinking mouthbreathers. Can I add to this the car adverts where it has obviously been flipped to make it appear that they're driving a right hand drive car? Usually with a registration plate along the lines of "W0W808" that will look ok either way round. I'm aware that other countries drive on the other side, and showing that in your advert won't send me into some frothing mouthed rage that some swarthy foreign chappy is trying to sell me a motor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 The last good car advert was Nicole looking for her papa in a Citreon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 That was Renault. And it was shite too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) Just had his dalmatians kidnapped type post.It was Meryl Streep he was annoyed at m8, not Glenn Close. Edited July 23, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 That was Renault. And it was shite too. Nicole and her fantastic tits were not shite, sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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