BFTD Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Freezing my knackers off here. Too stubborn to put the heating back on, so I'm waiting for the wean to get his arse oot the tub so I can get myself immersed in some hot water. Well, parts of myself. It's a bath, not a swimming pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Just about to finish a 12hr shift to discover my car's battery is completely flat. So stuck here until I can get a jump start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Update: wallpaper sold to some other wifie for £25. Did the husband not like the look of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Did the husband not like the look of it? Nah, just didn't fancy having to peel it off the walls probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 People who get speedy boarding. Why pay extra to sit on the plane for longer? Worse than ISIS imo. Easyjet have assigned seats now. Why would you need to queue or get speedy boarding? Why don't they just call out boarding in groups like they used to? It cost me a tenner for an extra piece of hand luggage and extra leg room at the front, as well as the delight of getting it up the queuing p***ks, rather than 40 for a hold bag and squished legs. Worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Saw someone yesterday still wearing a several years old TITP wristband 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Hyundai tried to change the way folk say their name a while back as well. Junday.......it didnt stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Golfers p***ks. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Weather forecasters. Give us some sun you bunch of sadistic c***s You do know they don't actually control the weather, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 You do know they don't actually control the weather, right? One push of his button and he'll make it rain in a minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 You do know they don't actually control the weather, right? When did they get to you Ruggy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Saw someone yesterday still wearing a several years old TITP wristbandShould have killed it with fire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Saw someone yesterday still wearing a several years old TITP wristbandI still have two 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I still have two If you wear them then you're a fucking mink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 It cost me a tenner for an extra piece of hand luggage and extra leg room at the front, as well as the delight of getting it up the queuing p***ks, rather than 40 for a hold bag and squished legs. Worth it. Whoo, you sure showed them. On yersel', lad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Sky Sports News and there over analysis of everything that happens in English football. Does my nut in. Then all the wee moronic Fuds on Twitter with alexis Sanchez or ozil as there display picture that have never been to an arsenal game. They are in my eyes what's ruining football and they need to be banned from talking about football and made to watch cricket or badminton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 You do know they don't actually control the weather, right? Aw right, forgot it was God 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Not very Box Office IMO. The same thing happened with his first ban - he's a complete busted flush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 If you wear them then you're a fucking mink.After 2010 one of my friends took his off because he worked in McDonalds at the time, he left a few months later and reattached it. By burning it to get the ends to fuse together. The other way round from his Glastonbury band that was on the same wrist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 After 2010 one of my friends took his off because he worked in McDonalds at the time, he left a few months later and reattached it. By burning it to get the ends to fuse together. The other way round from his Glastonbury band that was on the same wrist. Clatty b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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