Miguel Sanchez Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Any variety of Seven Nation Army being used at sporting events. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 The fact that in King Size Pot Noodles, you only get normal sized sauce packets. It fucks up the ratios. You should look on the positive. If you buy a regular size pot noodle they give you the same size sauce as a king. Glass half full and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 You should look on the positive. If you buy a regular size pot noodle they give you the same size sauce as a king. Glass half full and all that. This makes no sense. The glass isn't half full if it's the same amount of water and a bigger glass (to take your analogy further). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Scotland fans who can't sing '500 Miles' properly, and sing the 'na na na' bit when it isn't sung in the song, after the first verse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Scotland fans who can't sing '500 Miles' properly, and sing the 'na na na' bit when it isn't sung in the song, after the first verse. This isn't petty, it's a real source of national embarrassment. c***s, to a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I'm meant to be meeting a lassie tomorrow, but I'm steaming and I promised to take her to somewhere fancy for lunch outside of perth. I'm not gonna be able to drive and I can't figure out a way to explain this to her as she's teetotal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I'm meant to be meeting a lassie tomorrow, but I'm steaming and I promised to take her to somewhere fancy for lunch outside of perth. I'm not gonna be able to drive and I can't figure out a way to explain this to her as she's teetotal Be honest. She's not expecting you to not drink, and she'll respect you for not wanting to risk it. Apologise, obviously, but honesty is always the play here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Mcdonalds it is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I'm meant to be meeting a lassie tomorrow, but I'm steaming and I promised to take her to somewhere fancy for lunch outside of perth. I'm not gonna be able to drive and I can't figure out a way to explain this to her as she's teetotal "Bag o toot" will sort you oot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Be honest. She's not expecting you to not drink, and she'll respect you for not wanting to risk it. Apologise, obviously, but honesty is always the play here. Don't talk shite...He should lie. Tell her the car has broken down.Honesty indeed, I never heard the likes of it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Keep it mysterious tell her you have to go abroad urgently. Work related. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Or tell her you've picked up a virus and can't go more than 10metres from a toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Am I the only one who would lie and say the car broke down, then get a taxi? Suppose it depends on the variables! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I'd just drive tbh, whats the chances of actually getting stopped if you're driving normally 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) +1 for the ol' "car troubles" ruse here. Apologise and offer to take her somewhere nice within town and then to the fancy place when it's 'fixed'. Edited March 30, 2015 by Gaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 bloody cold back again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) using the bus into the city centre today. why do people who have waited for the bus to arrive then spend ten mins rummaging around in their purse for the fare? Edited March 30, 2015 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 #LAD This is actually something more common now and pretty annoying. Folk who justify being a bit of a moron by putting "lad" after it. You're not a lad, you're a dick and nobody's impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 People over the age of 14 going on about WWE/Wrestlemania etc. Shut the f**k up you total losers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Didn't you share a pint with your mates? ^^^ enjoys watching oiled up men grapple each other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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