The Naitch Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 My laptop was taken over by an adware virus, McAfee/BT couldn't find it. I downloaded AVG and it took the little c**t up the hoop in seconds. So much for paying for anti virus protection. People still pay for their anti virus protection? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 People still pay for their anti virus protection? I clearly have too much disposable income. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I clearly have too much disposable income. Yeah, you should find yourself a hobby Zen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Yeah, you should find yourself a hobby Zen. If watching a poor football team is a hobby, that's all I got. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 If watching a poor football team is a hobby, that's all I got. Take up knitting then. You wool love it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Take up knitting then. You wool love it. Purl attempt at humour, your type gives me the kneedle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Cudnae purl if they tried, these boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 (edited) The lack of Christmas cards for 'Gran' is quite infuriating. Nan, Nana, Granny, Grandma .. You name it they've got it apart from Gran Edited December 22, 2014 by orlandoblue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Just buy ' Granny' and tip-ex out the 'ny' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Buying cards with a 'relationship' based sentiment should be a hangable offence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Buying cards with a 'relationship' based sentiment should be a hangable offence I don't really have an issue with this in general but whilst looking at cards the other day I saw Christmas cards with "For my cat" and "For my dog". Why the f**k would you waste money on a card for a cat or a dog? Hardly like their going to read it and think "f**k I forgot to get her one" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I saw ones the other day that said inside "from the Dog". Reminds me, better write one out for the ex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I saw ones the other day that said inside "from the Dog". You weren't in Ballingry at the time were you? Wives there have such a low opinion of themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Next 2m wrapping paper turns out to only be 1m wrapping paper ... bunch of c'nts !! £6 for two feckin' rolls as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Next 2m wrapping paper turns out to only be 1m wrapping paper ... bunch of c'nts !! £6 for two feckin' rolls as well So you did get two metres; one on each roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Wrapping presents. Fucking hate it and I'm shite at it. I'm am the worst at wrapping presents. I've used 3m of paper on 3 presents. It's one of these things nobody actually bothers to "teach" you growing up so when your left to it yourself you've not got a clue what to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Wrapping presents. Fucking hate it and I'm shite at it. I'm am the worst at wrapping presents. I've used 3m of paper on 3 presents. It's one of these things nobody actually bothers to "teach" you growing up so when your left to it yourself you've not got a clue what to do. Whit? Wrapping presents is pish easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Whit? Wrapping presents is pish easy. Definitely not. I had to wrap my girlfriends present twice, because the first layer was just too much, and the box kept on moving about when wrapped and it ripped the paper. Second layer definitely used less paper though, so it doesn't look all that bad. Not an easy skill to master though; my gran can wrap presents like a pro, and at the ripe age of 80 as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I'm with The Naitch on this one. It's very easy. Also spending £6 on wrapping paper is ridiculous behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I ran out of sellotape halfway though a present. F*cking raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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