19QOS19 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Gary Neville commentating/analysing in general, but more specifically Neville commentating on Man City games. Aye we know you are a Man Utd fan, we get it. But you don't need to be 100% biased you complete f£cking boring sounding b£stard! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) This goes without saying, but taxi companies. Most of the time I'll give them some slack (DA Baracus has previously told us how fun a job it is) but I'm currently waiting on a taxi (and a replacement one) meant to be here at 6:15. Living in Aberdeen, had it been on time then we could be at Gleneagles by now. Still waiting... No buses to country house and no other companies free. Eta: extend that to Stirling / Dunfermline after they realised they sent it to the wrong address despite us confirming it about a dozen times. Prepaid dinner missed already and still at home. Final edit: Took 2hrs 45 to get there. Taxi trip took 15 mins. May as well been a hotel in Edinburgh. Was given utter bullshit stories about nose to tail traffic jams due to a non-existent accident, tailbacks 2hrs after that massive Dons vs Accies game etc etc. May as well have told us the taxi had been abducted by aliens tbh. Edited December 7, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 We were let down by 2 different joiners this week,both had agreed the price and then failed to turn up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I might have broken my big toe at football earlier. Too swollen to know for sure yet but it hurts like hell. To add to that we got beat 4-3 after being 3-0 up, I took a head knock and Airdrie fucked my coupon late on. I'm now sitting in the local on my tod drowning my sorrows. So its not all bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 To add to that we got beat 4-3 after being 3-0 up, I took a head knock and Airdrie fucked my coupon late on. Don't even remind me about the consistent last 10 mins bottle merchants that are Brechin. That must be the majority of games this season which we've thrown away now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Sat absolutely fuming at the Brentford keeper today. Spent every possible second poncing around miles out of his area - up next the centre circle when he could. Listen pal, when you can play like Manny Neuer then you can behave like him, alright? Totally irrational, I know, but it distracted me disproportionately from what was an enjoyable, if fuicking cold, match. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 People who start sentences with, "Listen..." I probably would have listened if you hadn't started your sentence as such you total p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 People who start sentences with, "Listen..." I probably would have listened if you hadn't started your sentence as such you total p***ks. Sturgeon does this, so do other people, it's just I've heard her say it most often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Female colleagues who feel the need to tell everyone what they are buying as Christmas presents, and where they are doing their shopping. Honestly, nobody cares! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Tommy Craig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 To add to that we got beat 4-3 after being 3-0 up, I took a head knock and Airdrie fucked my coupon late on. Is Ally McCoist your manager? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Women pittin their Xmas trees up on twatbook, fucking wired wrong, the lot of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 People on the street or in shopping Malls that lack the skills to walk briskly in a straight line, love to suddenly stop or who walk 5 abreast at 0.5 miles per hour should be taken to some kind of internment camp before being disembowelled on prime time tv 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 People who say shopping 'malls' As in British people that say it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 On a train from Glasgow to Inverness. Small child has cried the whole way and is sitting at the table next to me. Not what you need when full of the cold and had no sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 A year and a half after buying a new bed and I'm still smashing my knee off of the end corner which has a wooden sticky-outey bit at just the perfect height for it. Managed to draw blood through denim this time and it's bound to swell up like hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Make sure the edge is not covered by a sheet. If you can see it clearly then there is much less chance of hitting it. Either that or saw it off if possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Make sure the edge is not covered by a sheet. If you can see it clearly then there is much less chance of hitting it. Either that or saw it off if possible. His knee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 His knee? His knee? Sawed off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 there was one lad looked OK, down to earth and cool as f**k like, must have been you Gaz lol. You know it was me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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