DA Baracus Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 (edited) Women and their histrionics. Wat's up hunny? Edited July 26, 2014 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Women and their histrionics. PM me bbz.xxxxxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 And there was you thinking all that white stuff was snow. And there was you believing it was 'suncream'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 PM me bbz.xxxxxx Away and work, you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Dads Army is on just now on BBC2. For as long as i can remember this show has been on a saturday night around this time. there must be something else they could put on.Its If i paid my tv licence i would be raging. Its unwatchable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 ^^^Heathen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Dad's Army is shite. In fact the majority of old comedies are shite. Only Fools And Horses; at best bland. I imagine though that if I have kids they'll say Red Dwarf, Still Game etc are shit. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Dad's Army is shite. In fact the majority of old comedies are shite. Only Fools And Horses; at best bland. I imagine though that if I have kids they'll say Red Dwarf, Still Game etc are shit. #TALKINSHITE -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 So, she goes to a hen night. There are penis shaped whistles on the table, they have a naked butler they all get selfies with and presumably they've dirty danced all over the shop. I shag ONE FILTHY PROSTITUTE, and somehow 'our marriage is in trouble'. Fucking sick of women and their double standards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 So, she goes to a hen night. There are penis shaped whistles on the table, they have a naked butler they all get selfies with and presumably they've dirty danced all over the shop. I shag ONE FILTHY PROSTITUTE, and somehow 'our marriage is in trouble'. Fucking sick of women and their double standards. You shagged what 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 To put it bluntly, you're wrong. Dad's army is quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 So, she goes to a hen night. There are penis shaped whistles on the table, they have a naked butler they all get selfies with and presumably they've dirty danced all over the shop. I shag ONE FILTHY PROSTITUTE, and somehow 'our marriage is in trouble'. Fucking sick of women and their double standards. You shagged what Oh dear... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) Allo Allo is fucking class! Please include this in your MINORITY of old comedies. I actually liked Allo Allo when I was a kid. The French cafe owner was a highlight. That was circa 20 ago mind and I haven't seen it since. Edited July 27, 2014 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Without getting into the zillion other exceptions which could be made, the point still stands that a weather presenter's 'news' is simply their own (needlessly depressing) opinion which they're pushing onto the nation and that's the pttgoyn. Additionally, that's hardly going to help the numerous clinically depressed folk which could do without the nonsense of being told to brace themselves for a "miserable week ahead". I'd imagine this is a strong underlying point in DA's initial post. I actually can't believe people are complaining about bias weather reports. f**k the BBC and their discrimination against precipitation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Giles Brandreth. His smug f*cking coupon, his ridiculous 'bools-in-the-mooth' accent, his jumpers.............just everything about him. I'd like to inject the fecker with Ebola virus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Audis. Used to be they were quite rare, now they're fucking everywhere and mainly (it seems) driven by utter knobs. Do they give exceptional HP deals or something? Must be close to being one of the most common brands on the road now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I shag ONE FILTHY PROSTITUTE, and somehow 'our marriage is in trouble'. I was expecting thus to be a Carlos the Sheepshagger type joke: "I worked in the shipyards for 40 years. Do they call me Carlos the Ship Builder? Do they f***. I shag one sheep..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I was expecting thus to be a Carlos the Sheepshagger type joke: "I worked in the shipyards for 40 years. Do they call me Carlos the Ship Builder? Do they f***. I shag one sheep..." Exactly! I'm glad someone got it, it makes me seem somehow slightly less odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 So, she goes to a hen night. There are penis shaped whistles on the table, they have a naked butler they all get selfies with and presumably they've dirty danced all over the shop. I shag ONE FILTHY PROSTITUTE, and somehow 'our marriage is in trouble'. Fucking sick of women and their double standards. If it makes you feel better, I quite enjoyed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 If it makes you feel better, I quite enjoyed it. Mmmmmm.......*choke*........mmmmm........*choke*...........UUURRGGHHH. As long as I avoid a Michael Hutchence, it feels goooooood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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