ARMAND IS THE ONE (TWO) Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Non-CHELS fans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Non-CHELS fansThis c**t spamming threads with inane shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) On tabs for high blood pressure .Maybe I need to start looking at my health. Edited June 27, 2014 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 This has been an excellent world cup so far, but Greece getting through to the last sixteen has put a bit of a dampener on it. It's like watching the now-defunct Rangers 0-0 draw their way to the Uefa Cup Final a few years ago - fucking grim! One can only hope they get knocked out now and this tournament doesn't turn into Euro 2004. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 This has been an excellent world cup so far, but Greece getting through to the last sixteen has put a bit of a dampener on it. It's like watching the now-defunct Rangers 0-0 draw their way to the Uefa Cup Final a few years ago - fucking grim! One can only hope they get knocked out now and this tournament doesn't turn into Euro 2004. 'Mon the Greeks! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Fuckwit business users who constantly send through "urgent" requests, yet when you ask them for info it's suddenly not that urgent. And the cherry on the cake is when they promise to send you some data, don't, then a week later ask you where the report is. I'm not a violent man but I almost put his head through the wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 When people offer to make you a coffee. They go into the kitchen, and put the kettle on. They then return for small chat when the kettle is boiling, kettle pops, and they forget about your fecking coffee! Then it gets awkward, can hardly say, where's my coffee pal? Happened to me 3 times this week. Stay in the kitchen until the kettle is boiled and return only with coffee in tow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 'Mon the Greeks! Unless you are of Greek origin then I don't understand. Why would anyone want shite, negative fitba to flourish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 When people offer to make you a coffee. They go into the kitchen, and put the kettle on. They then return for small chat when the kettle is boiling, kettle pops, and they forget about your fecking coffee! Then it gets awkward, can hardly say, where's my coffee pal? Happened to me 3 times this week. Stay in the kitchen until the kettle is boiled and return only with coffee in tow. This has triggered the PTTGOYN that is: people who just leave the milk out and disappear presuming that you want some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Wimbledon humour. Halfway through Murray's game and there is a break in play, so someone shouts "We/I love you Andy". Cue mass laughter all round court. What the Donald Duck is funny about that? Is Pimms really that strong? It's hardly isolated either, nor is it particular to our reigning champion, because I've heard this sort of sh1te numerous times at Wimbledon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Wimbledon humour. Halfway through Murray's game and there is a break in play, so someone shouts "We/I love you Andy". Cue mass laughter all round court. What the Donald Duck is funny about that? Is Pimms really that strong? It's hardly isolated either, nor is it particular to our reigning champion, because I've heard this sort of sh1te numerous times at Wimbledon. Whats with all the "c'mon Tim" stuff as well when Murray's playing. I don't get this at all. Are these people who don't like Murray, if so keep your mouth shut or shout for his opponent. Unfunny wanks who shout this should be killed on the spot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Whats with all the "c'mon Tim" stuff as well when Murray's playing. I don't get this at all. Are these people who don't like Murray, if so keep your mouth shut or shout for his opponent. Unfunny wanks who shout this should be killed on the spot. Famous for being the best Brit in fucking ages, as much as I detest Salmond as an individual, I would pay good money to see him in a digger levelling that place they still refer too as 'Henman Hill' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Seven hours unpaid training on a Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Seven hours unpaid training on a Saturday. How difficult is it to do the laundry and cut the grass? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 People wearing sunglasses in airports. People going through the metal detector wearing sunglasses in airports Total wanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Not being on Saturday Kitchen Live. Three courses and getting mashed on wine for breakfast. Oh and not sitting next to Ellie Harrison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 The boy next door has had his bin out since Thursday. It gets picked up on Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Our next door neighbour was caught by my Mrs stuffing her rubbish into our brown lidded bin (garden waste). She only had to ask, it would have been no problem, now she's distinctly sheepish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Our next door neighbour was caught by my Mrs stuffing her rubbish into our brown lidded bin (garden waste). She only had to ask, it would have been no problem, now she's distinctly sheepish. Is her name Bahrbra? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I think there's a sheep related joke struggling to get out there, but the boring answer is 'no'. It's Woolamina. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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