philpy Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 The wife seems to think its acceptable to wait until I've finished putting the petrol in before she goes in to pay for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 40 today fuxake. My youth is passing by like a fucking bullet train.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Who allows you to pay for petrol before you finish putting it in your motor? I always tell her to make her way in as I'm starting to fill up, saves time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Arseholes who can't use an umbrella. The amount of times I've been poked/bumped into by idiots using umbrellas today is ridiculous, especially by the tidal wave of scum disembarking from buses on Queensferry Street. People who wish to use an umbrella should have to sit some kind of test, similar to the driving test, with a theory and practical element. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than watching some clown struggling to use an umbrella on a wet and windy day, a small measure of revenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Arseholes who can't use an umbrella. The amount of times I've been poked/bumped into by idiots using umbrellas today is ridiculous, especially by the tidal wave of scum disembarking from buses on Queensferry Street. People who wish to use an umbrella should have to sit some kind of test, similar to the driving test, with a theory and practical element. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than watching some clown struggling to use an umbrella on a wet and windy day, a small measure of revenge. The bus stops on Lothian Road were exactly the same. Being of average height, the prongs tend to be my eye level. Albeit I wear glasses so that's a bit safer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 People who think it's a good idea to get on the train during rush hour with a bike/pram/dog etc... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 People who eat cereal out of mugs. Not sure why it annoys me but it's just not right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 People who eat cereal out of mugs. Not sure why it annoys me but it's just not right. Who on earth does that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Who on earth does that? A couple of lassies in my work. Egregious behaviour IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 The tesco petrol station in Dingwall must be closely linked to the Gaza Strip or something. I fucking hate Dingwall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 People that allow their dog to run up to you, and proceed to tell you that "she's harmless" whilst the animal is slavering all over your leg. Get your dogs under control. Another dog-related one. When a dog owner tells you to "clap" their dog. What does that mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Vegetarians are selfish c***s. When they visit you they expect their attention-seeking needs to be catered to but will I get offered a steak when we go round to their place? Will I f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Vegetarians are selfish c***s. When they visit you they expect their attention-seeking needs to be catered to but will I get offered a steak when we go round to their place? Will I f**k.Next time you get invited to theirs you should bring a live chicken and sacrifice it on their dining table. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I always have a vegetarian option. They can f**k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 3 bouts of the skitters today. No doubt i'll be giving another statement to the porcelain polis shortly. Still, im at work so im getting paid for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 3 bouts of the skitters today. No doubt i'll be giving another statement to the porcelain polis shortly. Still, im at work so im getting paid for it. nothing better - time and a turd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) Personalised number plate? That's normally the clincher. My work just bought a car with reg (ศ ฤ 666) I have to drive clients round in this guest what they spot straight away ETA - it's not personalised Edited April 1, 2014 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 3 bouts of the skitters today. No doubt i'll be giving another statement to the porcelain polis shortly. Still, im at work so im getting paid for it. Go fucking home! No one else you work with (especially the customers you're coming in to contact with) wants your bugs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 People that allow their dog to run up to you, and proceed to tell you that "she's harmless" whilst the animal is slavering all over your leg. Get your dogs under control. Another dog-related one. When a dog owner tells you to "clap" their dog. What does that mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Go fucking home! No one else you work with (especially the customers you're coming in to contact with) wants your bugs![/quote)]Im a bit better now. Im eating a load of fruit and veg at the moment, which probably aint helping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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