Boo Khaki Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) I fucking hate it when you stand near a hand dryer system and it senses you and goes off without you touching it, gives me a fucking fright The one right next to the door of the gents in Bannermans? Finish peeing, wash hands, dry hands, open door....... 'brrrrrrrrrrrrrr'.... bloody thing starts up again. Same anytime anyone walks into the loo. Edited February 11, 2014 by Boo Khaki 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 The one right next to the door of the gents in Bannermans? Finish peeing, wash hands, dry hands, open door....... 'brrrrrrrrrrrrrr'.... bloody thing starts up again. Same anytime anyone walks into the loo. i get it in the changing room of the gym i go to, i always forget that its going to go off but what a fucking fright i do when it does, its just one of those incredibly annoying things that theres no one you can really blame for it but keeps happening! Happens a few other places too and it really gets to me Wheres banner mans again it rings a bell? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Lucy Beale from Eastenders. Horrid, scrawny little wretch. Suppose that applies to the actress in real life too since it's based mainly on her horrid, scrawny wretchiness. Apparently an icon on pro-anorexia sites too given the site below pic comes from on Google Images. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1392150355.411760.jpg Definitely wouldn't. Lies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Cowgate, Edinburgh. Only one I'm aware of anyway. I think i was there around about fringe time last year Theres plenty places that have hand dryers that go off when you go near them and it always gives me a fright! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Bit of my custard cream just fell into my PG Tips.Dipping custard creams into tea ruins the tea.Now digestives.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Bit of my custard cream just fell into my PG Tips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Ive never been a fan of soggy biscuit. Said in your best Sid James impression..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I was sitting working away in the library at uni, getting a decent amount of stuff done. Then I took a break and found out that the USA were playing Canada in the ice-hockey. Haven't done any work for the last half an hour! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Staff development day at work.. Bliss.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Staff development day at work.. Bliss.. Sounds almost as shit as the training day I had. Trainer is a complete waffler, there is no structure, he's allowing himself to get distracted by people asking stupid questions that are only specific to their role, I don't think I learned anything today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Once again the DWP have fucked up my payment. Roll on March till I start college 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tintax Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Woman at my work sitting opposite me constantly coughing all the time without covering her fucking mouth, does my head in. The burping's just as bad horrible excuse for a woman actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 The old joints hurts these days. Age is a pain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swarley Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Any Free Love on a Free Love Freeway? That would have been an improvement tbh. Day 2 was worse than Day 1. Biggest waste of two days for a long time, the only positive was that it got me off work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Travelling home from Tenerife's 24 degree heat today to the prospect of a 10am kick off in baltic and doubtless pissing wet Newton Mearns tomorrow. Not pleasing, especially after a week of smoking, eating and drinking enough to knock 5 years off my life span. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 That behaviour is despicable. A woman at my work coughs every minute or so, very loudly, and never covers her mouth. Fucking disgusting and very, very annoying. In a similar vein, people that walk past you in the street and cough or sneeze in your direction without either covering their mouths/noses or turning away from you are fucking arseholes of the highest order. Just to add to the never-ending list of female traits that do my head in, there's some dame I work with who laughs at virtually everything. It is no exaggeration when I say she does this annoying as f**k giggle after about 90% of her sentences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 When you're looking up questions such as "how long do I boil baby potatoes for?" and e.g. Yahoo answers is full of shite along the lines of "until they're tender, test with a knife". Then there's the "I like to put some herbs in mine..." brigade. Shut the f*** up unless you're going to answer the original question bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Slow motion replays. Some at the winter olympics have been extremely irritating. I don't mind a replay in slow motion of an excellent move/goal/save etc. but this morning at the olympics within the space of 15 minutes I saw a guy bite an apple, a guy pull off a glove with his teeth and a guy chew a banana; open mouthed I should add, and you saw it all go around his mouth like a washing machine, f%ck%ng grose! Who the f%ck wants to see shit like that in slow motion?! In football the stupid ones tend to me players clapping or winking. Utter pointless use of slow motion IMO. Either show me a good piece of sporting action or a lassie with big jugs jumping up and down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Slow motion replays. Some at the winter olympics have been extremely irritating. I don't mind a replay in slow motion of an excellent move/goal/save etc. but this morning at the olympics within the space of 15 minutes I saw a guy bite an apple, a guy pull off a glove with his teeth and a guy chew a banana; open mouthed I should add, and you saw it all go around his mouth like a washing machine, f%ck%ng grose! Who the f%ck wants to see shit like that in slow motion?! In football the stupid ones tend to me players clapping or winking. Utter pointless use of slow motion IMO. Either show me a good piece of sporting action or a lassie with big jugs jumping up and down. scotfree has posted many an entertaining gif on NSFW, this may keep you occupied all night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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