expatowner Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Tickily cough for days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I appear to have pulled what ever muscle my left arse cheek is, I've did this incidentally from siting on said arse watching the TV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skintight Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Same boy also insists upon drying all his own plates which he does wash with kitchen roll rather than the towels which are clearly designed for that exact purpose then complains when we inevitably run out of kitchen roll. Dish towels are the biggest source of germs in the kitchen and it's more hygienic to use paper towels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I've got one of these vomiting bug things. That's bad enough, but I've also had a Jason Donnovan song stuck in my head all day. Kill me now. Can't say I'm familiar with that particular song of his. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Can't say I'm familiar with that particular song of his. It's from an unreleased album from his dumped by Kylie and a baldy, alkie, junkie period. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Driving past the gritters as they're spraying the grit/salt everywhere. I passed 3 on the way home last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Came in pished last night and put a password on my iPod and I can't remember what it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Came in pished last night and put a password on my iPod and I can't remember what it is. Haha that's excellent. I once came home hammered and wrote 1000 words for a report of already handed in. Don't remember doing it and don't know why. It's amazing the thought processes that go through our heads when drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebhoy123 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I remember coming in p1shed one night thinking my phone had been nicked - so I phoned vodafone to tell them.... The lassie told me the number I was reporting as being stolen was the number I was calling from !! WTF had I been drinking ? I think that was the same night I got barred from a pub in Surrey - The landlord ( an English guy ) told me his name was Gordon Strachen - I told him to get himself tae F..K - Obviously I thought he was taking the p1ss....... Turns out that WAS his name... D'Oh ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Driving past the gritters as they're spraying the grit/salt everywhere. I passed 3 on the way home last night. Nothing worse than getting sprayed by a council gritter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Nothing worse than getting sprayed by a council gritter. I honestly feel so angry every time it happens to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I honestly feel so angry every time it happens to me. You'd be even angrier if the roads weren't gritted and you skidded off the road into a tree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Nothing worse than getting sprayed by a council gritter. I think getting sprayed by a tractor carrying slurry would be worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I think getting sprayed by a tractor carrying slurry would be worse. I was going for the rhyming slang aspect in a poor attempt at 'humour', but obviously I was being too subtle. Council gritter=shitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I fucking hate it when you stand near a hand dryer system and it senses you and goes off without you touching it, gives me a fucking fright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I was going for the rhyming slang aspect in a poor attempt at 'humour', but obviously I was being too subtle. Council gritter=shitter. If it's any consolation, I got it first time round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Guy went straight through the back of me today at 5s and my already sore left ankle has completely gone. Not been right for over a month now. I'm thinking I've done something to he ligaments, but I'm too stubborn to see a doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 If it's any consolation, I got it first time round. It is indeed. Maybe not a good thing if your mind operates on the same level as mine though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 My day off has been ruined by numerous trips to the pan and a red raw hoop. Had plans with my friends earlier and had to cancel and then had plans with my girlfriend but had to cancel. No doubt I'll be fine tomorrow when I have work though. Not even ate anything dodgy and don't feel ill. Just annoying me now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) Had to listen to the beginning of Super Scoreboard or whatever its now called on Clyde. Utter morons both on their panel and on the phonelines. Programmes like this should be taken off air for the good of mankind, SNP should have it in their Independence Manifesto. 1 hour later and the shite spouted about teams who are not the Old Firm is still annoying me. Edited February 11, 2014 by meanmistermustard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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