Widge Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 The guy in front of me on the bus has so much body spray in I reckon if I light a match next to him, he'll catch fire. Plus his stupid bleached quiffy, side parting, shite haircut is obscuring my view of the wee durtys on the bus. Lose, lose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Lack of sleep I wake up at about 4 am every morning, even if I don't go to bed til 2! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Big team meeting at work today so a few things. People who don't know how to use PowerPoint. Clue: it is to compliment what you are saying by adding graphs,photos or highlighting key point. It's not your speech fucking verbatim. If it is f**k off and I'll read it at my leisure. People who set out the tea and coffee and don't understand the order goes, cups,tea/ coffee,hot water,milk,biscuits. Anything else defeats the point of queuing and leaves the whole table like hyenas round a zebra carcas as people nip in and out and back and forward. Other people. Work. This. Had my work do on Thursday night and hearing people drone on and on and on about figures that you can read for yourself is absolutely brutal. Also, my area manager came out dressed as a boxer to Eye of the Tiger. Couldn't make it up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Who is your manager, david brent?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Fetch the guitar. We actually have a senior manager who wanders around playing his guitar and singing every so often. I think he's got a screw loose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Fetch the guitar. We actually have a senior manager who wanders around playing his guitar and singing every so often. I think he's got a screw loose. Depends where you work? Would be ok in a recording studio! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Depends where you work? Would be ok in a recording studio! Agreed but I work in an office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 It was surreal. Straight out of the David Brent book of motivational speaking. There were also batman quotes and the overall message was 'the only thing holding you back is you'. Strange as we had a pretty good year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) Was in a meeting on Friday afternoon and was thinking of invergowrie arab's post. The presenter (a manager) was just reading off the slides, some slides had so much info that you couldn't read it all before she moved onto the next one, there were graphs where the writing was so small that you couldn't make out what it was about etc etc etc. Outcome was that everyone was bored rigid within 5mins and couldn't wait for it to end. You can usually tell this by the lack of questions asked by the audience apart from the one or two sooks. Edited January 18, 2014 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 No bacon at The Horn! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Agreed but I work in an office. Imagine it was a mortuary. That would be really inappropriate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 No bacon at The Horn! I went there expecting some messianic experience but the bacon was shit. Actually the whole breakfast was particularly average despite costing me a small fortune. The bacon was definitely the worst part though. PTTGOY Being reminded of disappointing breakfasts. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 The horn is abysmal and a fortune. Nice ice cream tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 To the driver of the white van that nearly forced me into the barrier on the M8 earlier, I hope you have diarrhoea down your trousers at your next family get together. * I am not exempting funerals from this curse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Fans who would rather gesticulate to the opposing fans than celebrate when their team scores. Even worse when it's a team with more money and far better players, such as Man City and Cardiff. Watching MOTD and some Man City fans were clearly seen doing it when they scored the first. Aye well done dickheads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 When a player dives and the commentators say cowardly shit like 'simulation' or 'he went down easily' instead of calling the player out for being a diving cheating c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Imagine it was a mortuary. That would be really inappropriate. Unless it was a mortuary for deceased musicians 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Unless it was a mortuary for deceased musicians Probably quite common at the mortuary for non-deceased musicians though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FraserHFC Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Fans who would rather gesticulate to the opposing fans than celebrate when their team scores. Even worse when it's a team with more money and far better players, such as Man City and Cardiff. Watching MOTD and some Man City fans were clearly seen doing it when they scored the first. Aye well done dickheads I've found Celtic and Rangers fans to be quite bad for this as well. A load of them seem to deliberately sit at the away the end with the sole purpose of trying to wind folk up. Very odd behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 I've found Celtic and Rangers fans to be quite bad for this as well. A load of them seem to deliberately sit at the away the end with the sole purpose of trying to wind folk up. Very odd behaviour. Can't comment on Sellic as we haven't played them in years, but when we were at Ibrox last season there was a hoard of younsters who practically faced us for the whole game trying to get a reaction. Pretty tragic. Nice to wipe the smile off their faces with the win mind you. To not tarnish them all with the same brush though; before the game a group of younger fans walked past and said to us "Good luck tonight" (tongue-in-cheek of course) to which I replied "Aye, you'll need it", I was half expecting a mouthful of abuse but instead they walked on and I heard one say "Aye we probably will actually!" When we were at St Murn a few weeks ago, the ballboys were acting like complete fannies towards the departing QoS fans. I know they are just kids but you'd have thought they would be warned to keep it shut in that area of the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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