blanco Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 My wife is working tomorrow at 7.30am so she away to bed,meaning I will be spending the bells all alone You'll be able to skud the dodie to jackie bird on hogmanay live 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Roman candle at Keith's hoose the night. Change of plan,one of my neighbours has just been to the door and beers at his house 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Roman candle at Keith's hoose the night. Looks like you got the right activity but the wrong location. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Change of plan,one of my neighbours has just been to the door and beers at his house Don't whack it out to Jackie In the neighbours place. Unless you really really know each other well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Folk that avoid you when they are due you money, but if you ever owe them money they don't give you a minute's peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjembaDjemba Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Tossers on here being tossers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Saw an advert there on Sky Sports that had Luis Suarez celebrating a goal and he had a glove on that was fingerless. As if I couldn't hold anymore contempt for the man. It made me remember my annoyance at all items of clothing that are designed to keep you warm yet do no such thing because they miss out the part of the body that is actually getting cold. Fingerless gloves being the first example. On a cold day it is your fingers that feel the chill most, not the palms of your hands. Body warmers are the second example, the trunk of your body is best at maintaining heat, your extremities are the ones you need to look out for. Why miss out the arms? When people wear beanie hats that don't cover their ears I shake my fist at them in displeasure. You wouldn't wear a pair of trousers that had your cock dangling out, would you? Or a pair of socks that didn't cover the toes? Petty indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 People who wear body warmers are the scum of the earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Saw an advert there on Sky Sports that had Luis Suarez celebrating a goal and he had a glove on that was fingerless. As if I couldn't hold anymore contempt for the man. It made me remember my annoyance at all items of clothing that are designed to keep you warm yet do no such thing because they miss out the part of the body that is actually getting cold. Fingerless gloves being the first example. On a cold day it is your fingers that feel the chill most, not the palms of your hands. Body warmers are the second example, the trunk of your body is best at maintaining heat, your extremities are the ones you need to look out for. Why miss out the arms? When people wear beanie hats that don't cover their ears I shake my fist at them in displeasure. You wouldn't wear a pair of trousers that had your cock dangling out, would you? Or a pair of socks that didn't cover the toes? Petty indeed. Although I agree body warmers are horrendous pieces of clothing, the idea behind them is pretty sound. If you're stranded out in the freezing cold, instead of warming your extremities, you should focus all effort on keeping your core warm, as that is where all the vital organs reside besides the brain. Still, only p***ks wear them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Or a pair of socks that didn't cover the toes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Although I agree body warmers are horrendous pieces of clothing, the idea behind them is pretty sound. If you're stranded out in the freezing cold, instead of warming your extremities, you should focus all effort on keeping your core warm, as that is where all the vital organs reside besides the brain. Still, only p***ks wear them. True, your body regulates to keep the vitals going in the cold, if your vitals are kept warm by a body warmer it's meant to help. I'd prefer a sleeved jacket though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Wearing a hat that doesn't cover your ears is just stupid, arguably the worst part of winter is having freezing lugs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Having to return from holiday two days early due to wife and bairn both being ill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Am 40 this year which in itself isn't a PTTGOYN but the associated reaction from people when you tell them ("oooh wow the big one", "never mind they say 40 is the new 30" etc etc etc) is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 What the hell is this shit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Saw an advert there on Sky Sports that had Luis Suarez celebrating a goal and he had a glove on that was fingerless. As if I couldn't hold anymore contempt for the man. It made me remember my annoyance at all items of clothing that are designed to keep you warm yet do no such thing because they miss out the part of the body that is actually getting cold. Fingerless gloves being the first example. On a cold day it is your fingers that feel the chill most, not the palms of your hands. Body warmers are the second example, the trunk of your body is best at maintaining heat, your extremities are the ones you need to look out for. Why miss out the arms? When people wear beanie hats that don't cover their ears I shake my fist at them in displeasure. You wouldn't wear a pair of trousers that had your cock dangling out, would you? Or a pair of socks that didn't cover the toes? Petty indeed. Fingerless gloves are good for doing work where you require a degree of dexterity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 3rd January and my local supermarket is selling hot cross buns already. Have not looked but I strongly suspect there to be Easter eggs in the chocolate/seasonal goods aisle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 paying £120 for a new iphone screen. I mean it costs 10 dollars to make an iphone and i've paid £120 for a bit of gorilla glass. Happy new year...b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I mean it costs 10 dollars to make an iphone and i've paid £120 for a bit of gorilla glass. But it's made with real bits of gorilla, so you know it's good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Having to work in under 2 hours. I can't drive cause I'll still be over the limit (it was meant to be just a few) and it's a 10/15 walk or 5 minute cycle. Now I wouldn't normally care, but it's absolutely pishing down and the winds even worse, so I'm going to get soaked there and back. Problems with living beside the water I guess. Ohh aye and it's Friday night and I'm on close, it'll probably be really busy (unless the weather puts folk off), can't be arsed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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