weirdcal Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Having been ritually subjected to this show I just want to know what's the point in a sing off when one judge always votes on potential or history and not the actual song? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Actually scrap that, what the f**k am I doing with my life that I have seen two episodes of the X-Factor in the same weekend? Time to question if this girl is a keeper! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Fecking traffic lights. Actually, not traffic lights which are obviously necessary. But traffic lights that go green long enough for one car to go through and another car to go through on amber. This was on a main road (Cathcart Road in Crosshill) yesterday. Pointless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Amazon have pulled the cosume I was planning for Halloween. Not chuffed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Jamie McIvor The man with the constant cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Speaking of the X-Factor, I watched it for a bit last night due to the girlfriend's telly request and it's on tonight again while I am cleaning my flat. The judges seem to say 'you are singing for your life out there', or 'you looked like you were signing for your life right there'. Has the X-Factor introduced some kind of ritual killings to the proceedings as a way of trying to get one over on Strictly in the ratings war? Do the acts who are voted off get killed? (I mean their careers are already dead I suppose) Also Sharon Osbourne is a mess, I am sure she is constantly off her head on something, and has Nicole Sherzinburgereggener invented her own dialect? She seems to have added a 'sh' to the beginning of every second word 'shamazing' etc. Actually scrap that, what the f**k am I doing with my life that I have seen two episodes of the X-Factor in the same weekend? Welcome to the world of long-term relationships my friend. If you take the piss out the show enough whilst watching it I'm sure she'll eventually tell you to f**k off to the pub or something. P.S I reckon she's a keeper! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Amazon have pulled the cosume I was planning for Halloween. Not chuffed. Needs a Rangers shirt imo. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 (edited) When you're searching holiday websites in the last minute deals sections and it asks you to state your destination before it you a list of which deals are available. I don't know, you tell me where the ******* deals are you ******* **** of a ******* website. Edited October 21, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 When you fancy some ice cream on a cold and wet autumn/winter's day and then you get folk going ''OMG how can you eat ice cream on a day like this?!?!111'' Because it's fuckin fantastic and my enjoyment of ice cream is not directly correlated to weather conditions, that's how! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 When it's pishing rain you look like a bit of a tit walking round with an ice cream, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 People who are happy when I feel like shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Has the X-Factor introduced some kind of ritual killings to the proceedings as a way of trying to get one over on Strictly in the ratings war? Do the acts who are voted off get killed? (I mean their careers are already dead I suppose) This is the next logical step in "reality TV". Once they introduce "Running Man" style death games in place of phone votes, that's when I'll start watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Failed my driving test due to one fucking stupid mistake at traffic lights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Liars and flat pack furniture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Failed my driving test due to one fucking stupid mistake at traffic lights. Trying to engage in sexual intercourse with the Examiner, even whilst stationary at traffic lights, probably was pretty stupid TBF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Trying to engage in sexual intercourse with the Examiner, even whilst stationary at traffic lights, probably was pretty stupid TBF. That may have been slightly less daft than the manoeuvre I actually tried. Just remember for next time. Red means Stop. Green means Go. Amber is pointless. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 You didn't try the old "cock in the cigarette lighter" trick did you? Schoolboy error, Gareth. I believe that sort of behaviour has been stubbed out....! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 The new Yahoo Mail set up like some shitty social media pish. I dont want to see 40 previous emails in a conversation, just the newest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Look at them, just look at them. Especially the c**t top left. All c***s. All of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) Look at them, just look at them. Especially the c**t top left. Naw, wid, naw, wid Wid, naw, wid (threesome) Edited October 23, 2013 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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