Swarley Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Plenty of seats on this train but a woman comes on and sits directly across from me.You're in mate, universal sign that she wants you. Game on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I hate Andrew. He's a twat. Natasha has got nice tits though so it's a compromise really. And that. Not forgetting "And them". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Plenty of seats on this train but a woman comes on and sits directly across from me. Sounds like a goer! Is she nice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I'm quite sure that folk going on their holidays and pretending its to raise money for charity has been mentioned umpteen times on here however in light of this story in the paper today I'll put it up again. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/it-s-about-not-giving-up-fundraiser-emma-down-but-not-out-1.141348 i dont know what it is but there is something about the whole waste of time i find utterly hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I'm quite sure that folk going on their holidays and pretending its to raise money for charity has been mentioned umpteen times on here however in light of this story in the paper today I'll put it up again. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/it-s-about-not-giving-up-fundraiser-emma-down-but-not-out-1.141348 i dont know what it is but there is something about the whole waste of time i find utterly hilarious. Doing events to give her a sense of adventure! No wonder people ain't sponsoring her it's supposed to be stuff no other fucker wants to do! I'd happily do half the things she has planned. What next a sponsored cruise around the Mediterranean?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Doing events to give her a sense of adventure! No wonder people ain't sponsoring her it's supposed to be stuff no other fucker wants to do! I'd happily do half the things she has planned. What next a sponsored cruise around the Mediterranean?! Anyone want to sponsor me for a week in Las Vegas? For research and a sense of adventure, of course... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Anyone want to sponsor me for a week in Las Vegas? For research and a sense of adventure, of course... Your target of 5000 shouldn't be that hard to achieve! Notice that she's done a trek in a foreign land and a couple other cool things but hasn't been anywhere near the planned bungee jump she has on her schedule! She also has a Christmas ball as one of those horrendous challenges too. At it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 George osbourne, can't help but think he's trying to style his hair in some way to look cool. Looks like a throbber instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I'm quite sure that folk going on their holidays and pretending its to raise money for charity has been mentioned umpteen times on here however in light of this story in the paper today I'll put it up again. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/it-s-about-not-giving-up-fundraiser-emma-down-but-not-out-1.141348 i dont know what it is but there is something about the whole waste of time i find utterly hilarious. I'm planning on doing a five day Disney World marathon. Five whole days in that theme park, I don't know how I'll manage it but i'll stick my Just Giving page up soonish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I'm planning on doing a five day Disney World marathon. Five whole days in that theme park, I don't know how I'll manage it but i'll stick my Just Giving page up soonish. Sounds pretty torturous to be fair. You could be onto some big donations for this sacrifice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 You can't watch Kenan & Kel on Netflix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 People who stop a bus from pulling away from the stop so they can get on by running in front of it from the other side of the street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todders Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 People who say (or even worse...write) "would of" instead of "would have". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 People who say (or even worse...write) "would of" instead of "would have".Am sure if they had stuck in at school then they would of had a better grasp of grammar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 People who stop a bus from pulling away from the stop so they can get on by running in front of it from the other side of the street.A fellow bus gripe excellent. I always take a limited stops bus home at night. Never fails to amuse and annoy me when some idiot gets all ratty when the driver doesn't stop when they want. Equally the reaction from people at the bus stop as the bus flies past, pure seethe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveybhoy Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Iv found over the last few years as iv got older iv become so intolerant of loads of things, people being one thing some folk do and say such stupid things my mrs says am turning into my dad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 The wright stuff girl is just too cheery in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 The Vodafone signal where my new job is. 1 bar with GPRS if you're lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 My right knee looks like it has been branded by Adidas after 5s this morning. 3 lovely stud lines right down it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 The Vodafone signal where my new job is. 1 bar with GPRS if you're lucky. I despise my phone. I'm with Tesco and every time I go to phone someone it comes up Emergency Calls or sometimes there isn't even a signal. I rarely get a good signal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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