Monster Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 When did DIY stop being called DIY. Why is it "projects" now? Some advertising automaton somewhere has decided that "DIY" isn't brand aware or some shite like that. Fuckers It's 'Bangers!' now. It's been decided to move towards a more yoof marketplace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 The somersby cider advert "I've downloaded?" No you've had a sip of possible shit cider, this advert has successfully put me off ever buying that brand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) The somersby cider advert "I've downloaded?" No you've had a sip of possible shit cider, this advert has successfully put me off ever buying that brand It's a shite cider. Avoid. I also saw that Carling have brought out their own cider which is apparently "more refreshing than Magners and Stella Cidre". Hmm, I'll give it a try but won't be holding my breath as Carling lager is horrible horsepiss. Edited May 3, 2013 by Honest_Man#1 -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 See in American films when they're sitting down to a Chinese meal? Every person seems to know how to use chop sticks. Absolutely chop stick daft in these films. Nobody ever uses a fork. The hardest thing I've ever done in my life is try to eat a Chinese meal with chop sticks. Does the average American get taught how to use chop sticks from a young age? Yir fuckin arse. Dunno about the States, but actual Asian food over in Asia has much more sticky rice to make it easy to eat in clumps. The dry stuff you get here's just a nightmare to stay between chopsticks & I bet it even the Chinese have their problems with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) I'm shit hot with chop sticks. It really isn't difficult. If your persevere you'll pick it up in a flash. Agree with the sticky rice point though. Edited May 3, 2013 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 A car always parks in my flats designated parking space and I fucking hate whoever it is. How dare they? They know fine well it's my space. P.S. I don't drive Torch it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I'm shit hot with chop sticks. It really isn't difficult. If your persevere you'll pick it up in a flash. Agree with the sticky rice point though. Intented pun, subliminal message or both.......? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 The welsh (?) lassy in the Haribo advert. Smug wee cow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtieforlife Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Saddest story ever http://www.itv.com/news/2013-05-03/kitten-recovering-after-being-doused-in-gasoline-and-torched/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 At least it's alive though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Saddest story ever http://www.itv.com/news/2013-05-03/kitten-recovering-after-being-doused-in-gasoline-and-torched/ I would put b*****ds like this to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Saddest story ever http://www.itv.com/news/2013-05-03/kitten-recovering-after-being-doused-in-gasoline-and-torched/ Should have been more specific when wishing for some hot pussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I hope they set a pig on fire next. I'm sure there's some film where the main characters set pigs on fire to scare away their enemies and I want to know what actually happens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I hope they set a pig on fire next. I'm sure there's some film where the main characters set pigs on fire to scare away their enemies and I want to know what actually happens Amazing pork crackling, that's what. Mmmmmmm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Amazing pork crackling, that's what. Mmmmmmm... PTTGOMN - I can't cook bacon, but now i want some 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Skinny girls who keep saying they're fat. Shut the f**k up and get a fish supper down you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I'm not as cool as John Brown 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 PTTGOMN - I can't cook bacon, but now i want some Even I can cook (grill) bacon. And I'm not sure how to switch on the cooker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I'm not as cool as John Brown You're not as cool as Lucy Brown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Hotels with their pishy wee breakfast glasses making you move back and forward between the juice dispenser numerous times. These days I just act like a dick and hold up the queue by filling, drinking, re-filling, drinking x3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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