Hedgecutter Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 The 'Talking Bus' - extremely irritating, especially at 8am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Not needing a shite when you leave the house, arrive on your building site suddenly needing and having to use a portaloo. In the snow. And it's cold. And the flush doesn't work. For f**k sake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Not needing a shite when you leave the house, arrive on your building site suddenly needing and having to use a portaloo. In the snow. And it's cold. And the flush doesn't work. For f**k sake ^^^^ now in possession of a frozen spaceman.......be afraid...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) I play the game of 'guess who it'll be'. You need to distinguish between McNair and Magnusson though, just saying 'Sally' isn't enough. Then there's the big question of whether it'll be Judith, Stav or that fit young blonde thing who's name I never seem able to catch at the beginning. Cat Cubie? Link She's my favourite, although Ralston has a bit of the "naughty school teacher" look about her. Stav can f**k right off. Edited December 14, 2012 by lanky_ffc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stemjsim Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 A neighbour practising the same 4 tunes on a recorder/other kind of pipe whistle thing for 3 days solid now. A rangers fan for sure based on the tunes. Not even in the same close as me so I can't knock on his door. It wouldn't bother me but we are talking a good 8 hours at least 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Fucking Banks!! Do they not realise,that most of us work ,so if required,can only nip down at lunchtime? Therefore,that's when they decide to fill up the cashline machine (putting it out of order for an hour), have fewer tellers to deal with customer enquiries and allow auld b*****ds to take in £100 worth of fucking pennies to be counted and coverted into fivers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Folk parking in disabled bays that clearly don't need to - workies vans, taxis, boy racers in souped-up 10 year old Corsas. Yesterday a woman parked in the disabled space outside my house (my wife's in a wheelchair) and she got a ticket. She then came hammering at my door to complain! Apparently, as I'd managed to get parked elsewhere I didn't need the reserved space. You should've disabled her with a well aimed kick in the pie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Far to busy at work today just got time for a post and a piss... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Clients who assume that I'm psychic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) Just got some heroically bad service from BOS - being made to wait 20 minutes after a scheduled appointment and then a further 15 minutes because the guy refused to serve me after I complained and then because I "rolled my eyes". So, anyway, that combined with the shit saving rate they gave me (1.5% woooo) I'm changing banks to I dunno, someone who doesn't treat their customer like shit. And it's a hard job but it's not as if I was throwing DVD players off the wall, I calmly said I wasn't happy to be waiting 20 minutes and they needed to improve their customer service. He stormed off and when he returned wasn't happy with me "rolling my eyes and saying fine" so went off on a tangent and started shouting at me again. It was actually quite bizarre. The woman I saw afterwards was quite nice. Oh yeah and in this 20 minutes he wasn't seeing another customer he was walking around printing shit, I saw him 5 times in that 20 minutes including at 2:00 when my appointment was. He repeatedly lied about this afterwards. Edited December 14, 2012 by Supras 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Just got some heroically bad service from BOS - being made to wait 20 minutes after a scheduled appointment and then a further 15 minutes because the guy refused to serve me after I complained and then because I "rolled my eyes". So, anyway, that combined with the shit saving rate they gave me (1.5% woooo) I'm changing banks to I dunno, someone who doesn't treat their customer like shit. And it's a hard job but it's not as if I was throwing DVD players off the wall, I calmly said I wasn't happy to be waiting 20 minutes and they needed to improve their customer service. He stormed off and when he returned wasn't happy with me "rolling my eyes and saying fine" so went off on a tangent and started shouting at me again. It was actually quite bizarre. The woman I saw afterwards was quite nice. Oh yeah and in this 20 minutes he wasn't seeing another customer he was walking around printing shit, I saw him 5 times in that 20 minutes including at 2:00 when my appointment was. He repeatedly lied about this afterwards. I switched all my business and personal stuff to Barclays lately and have found them to be quite good thus far. Not many branches in Scotland, but enough for the odd time when I actually need one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I switched all my business and personal stuff to Barclays lately and have found them to be quite good thus far. Not many branches in Scotland, but enough for the odd time when I actually need one. TBF the bank was in a pretty run down area and as I arrived some woman was kicking off - properly kicking off, not rolling her fucking eyes - and most of the service staff looked and acted like convicted felons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 The heating in my flat going on and off every fucking hour. Surprisingly the landlord can't get a hold of the guy coming round to fix it. They probably can't get through to them because they're too busy using their mobile to troll P&B with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 They probably can't get through to them because they're too busy using their mobile to troll P&B with. From what I gather from Magee's twitter, he's desperate for work but I'd rather freeze my balls off than let that beast into my house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) Got a bad first world problem here! My wages (well, sick pay) has been calculated wrong meaning I have too much money in my bank account and I won't have the right amount until Monday. The advice I was given? Don't spend any money over the weekend. Cheers guys! Edited December 14, 2012 by uni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Bank of Scotland - the bank that gets it right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Complete lack of professional courtesy from teachers in murcan schools I'm part-time, teaching Maths (Yes it has an s at the end you ignorant wanks), yesterday, turned up for my 2 hours, no classes, all "rehearsing" but no-one tells me so I drive 20 miles to do f**k-all for 2 hours. Today, supposed to get class at 10am, turn up at 11.15 as "Miss x was doing stuff and she didn't tell us we were supposed to be in math". Fucking teachers and schools here are amateurs, nae wonder murkan kids are thick! And the shit I'd be teaching here to 12 year olds?..........................would be primary school stuff in Scotland! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Complete lack of professional courtesy from teachers in murcan schools I'm part-time, teaching Maths (Yes it has an s at the end you ignorant wanks), yesterday, turned up for my 2 hours, no classes, all "rehearsing" but no-one tells me so I drive 20 miles to do f**k-all for 2 hours. Today, supposed to get class at 10am, turn up at 11.15 as "Miss x was doing stuff and she didn't tell us we were supposed to be in math". Fucking teachers and schools here are amateurs, nae wonder murkan kids are thick! And the shit I'd be teaching here to 12 year olds?..........................would be primary school stuff in Scotland! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I deliberately spelt it badly both times, but nice fishy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 ^^^^^^shite recovery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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