IainMorton Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Female colleagues who leave to have a baby, then for the next 5/6 months bring the baby into the office on random occasions to parade it about like some sort of medal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Female colleagues who leave to have a baby, then for the next 5/6 months bring the baby into the office on random occasions to parade it about like some sort of medal. I think the most sensitive way to deal with this situation is to grab a megaphone and shout "f**k OFF, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING BABY". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 1353706071[/url]' post='6835821']Phone the bank. It's not your fault the wages went in late. Get the charge reversed. I've done it before. Who do you bank with? Not the banks fault, his work should compensate him for the fee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 ^^^ Doing it wrong It's "^^^ doing it wrong". Jesus. Basic error. edit: too slow. ^^^^^ Really don't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Bawbag Bankers who go in to clubs (particularly George Street, Edinburgh and then talk to you at the bar about how much they earn. If there ever was a time for a communist uprising or an increase in income tax it is there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 ^^^^^ Really don't get it. ^^^^ failing to do it correctly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Youtube ads are getting out of control. there seems to be ones with sound now and even when i muted it i could still hear a monkey whooping while i was trying to watch something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds are Forever Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Youtube ads are getting out of control. there seems to be ones with sound now and even when i muted it i could still hear a monkey whooping while i was trying to watch something. Yip, facebook is the same, I keep getting loads of things advertised on my page that I've no interest in. It happens with everything that is popular - gets too commercialised and then becomes shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutton01 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Sitting in a hotel in aberdeen with piss all to do and cant get hold of anybody i know up here. Booooooooooooo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Putting some of these roasters/aliases on ignore and yet still having to read the pish they post become some people feel obliged to quote and respond to them. Hey Ho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 (edited) the BBC are back reporting floods by having the reporter standing calf-deep in wellies in the water, because we're obviously too fik to understand what flooding is otherwise. Just show us a big patch of water where there normally wouldn't be one (you know, like in someones living room), I'm sure most of your viewers can join the dots. Anyone who can't is just waiting for Jeremy Kyle or watching Skyplussed X Factor reruns (while posting on FB how shite it is) anyway. Edited November 25, 2012 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 The WUMS on P&B hardly have an ounce of wit between them. It's embarrassing watching them stumble repetitively through the same old shit wind-ups all the while knowing that they are sitting at their Internet enabled device fair pleased with their mediocrity. Bring back Stuart Dickson! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 The WUMS on P&B hardly have an ounce of wit between them. It's embarrassing watching them stumble repetitively through the same old shit wind-ups all the while knowing that they are sitting at their Internet enabled device fair pleased with their mediocrity. Bring back Stuart Dickson! Totally agree, unless you regard me as WUM (which I'm not) in which case fucking boo. I don't miss Dickson, he was repetitive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Hibee Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 People who smoke in bus shelters really annoy the f**k out of me. My girlfriend also really annoys the f**k out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Female colleagues who leave to have a baby, then for the next 5/6 months bring the baby into the office on random occasions to parade it about like some sort of medal. To be fair they are the only woman in the history of mankind to give birth. Women are very shallow. I always see it as I know what you were doing 9 months and a certain age of the baby ago, you were getting ridden rotten -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 To be fair they are the only woman in the history of mankind to give birth. Women are very shallow. I always see it as I know what you were doing 9 months and a certain age of the baby ago, you were getting ridden rotten Or suddenly become martyrs, because no-one else has ever had a baby, ever, like, you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 (edited) the BBC are back reporting floods by having the reporter standing calf-deep in wellies in the water, because we're obviously too fik to understand what flooding is otherwise. Just show us a big patch of water where there normally wouldn't be one (you know, like in someones living room), I'm sure most of your viewers can join the dots. Anyone who can't is just waiting for Jeremy Kyle or watching Skyplussed X Factor reruns (while posting on FB how shite it is) anyway. People on the news acting shocked that the floodplain their house was built on... erm, flooded. "Nobody would give us home or contents insurance." No shit. As much as I feel for these folk who have lost many of their possessions and can't afford to replace them, the general lack of awareness is shocking. How many folk find out where the nearest river, what elevation it is above it or whatever is before buying a house? "Ach, it's a good price and it's got a decent sized back garden for the kids. We'll take it." Edited November 26, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Female colleagues who leave to have a baby, then for the next 5/6 months bring the baby into the office on random occasions to parade it about like some sort of medal. I think the most sensitive way to deal with this situation is to grab a megaphone and shout "f**k OFF, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING BABY". To be fair they are the only woman in the history of mankind to give birth. Women are very shallow. I always see it as I know what you were doing 9 months and a certain age of the baby ago, you were getting ridden rotten Or suddenly become martyrs, because no-one else has ever had a baby, ever, like, you know. The misogynists and GWGs are out in force in these posts. Given some/many of the posts by men on P&B, the 'Women are very shallow' line is either a windup or the poster is a knob. I'm going fo the latter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 The misogynists and GWGs are out in force in these posts. Given some/many of the posts by men on P&B, the 'Women are very shallow' line is either a windup or the poster is a knob. I'm going fo the latter. ^^^^ used to piss off his workmates by taking his newborns into work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 People who smoke in bus shelters really annoy the f**k out of me. My girlfriend also really annoys the f**k out of me. ^^^^^ Girlfriends smokes in a bus shelter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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