weirdcal Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Burds that bite when you're kissing. What the f**k. Stop biting my face. That is not turning me on just making me bleed. Dinnie. If you think it's bad when they use their teeth to kiss, then there's another surprise for you down the line ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 The fact no one's display name is as funny as mine is it not supposed to be 'choose'...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 The fact no one's display name is as funny as mine Yes I agree, it's absolutely fucking hilarious. It's brightened up my Monday morning no end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Having to get up and leave for work while its still dark outside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Having to get up and leave for work while its still dark outside ^^^ Dick Advocaat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Phoned the tax people today as there is a £417 overpayment to sort out after me and the wife split, bad enough, but while I was on the phone to them the nice girl at the other end says I've got an outstanding overpayment of £1460 from 2003! After a lot of digging about and checking they have pinned down why I'm due the money, so I'm appealing the decision and hoping for the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 (edited) 1990's http://www.imdb.com/...eries#tt0081912 I was referencing the shite Ali G wannabe character which appeared in the epsiodes brought out in the early 2000's Edited November 19, 2012 by Bowers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 "f**k" That bothers me. Those two wee asterisks. Not just on this website, in general. I don't have too much of a problem with "****"; if you're going to censor a word then do it properly. But dropping the middle two letters is utterly pointless. Is there anyone who doesn't know exactly what that means? Although, in saying that, I do prefer it to people taking daft routes to try and avoid the wee swear filter. "Fvck" and "Fukk" and the like. Ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS-18 ICBM Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Having to get up and leave for work while its still dark outside That's easily sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 "f**k" That bothers me. Those two wee asterisks. Not just on this website, in general. I don't have too much of a problem with "****"; if you're going to censor a word then do it properly. But dropping the middle two letters is utterly pointless. Is there anyone who doesn't know exactly what that means? Although, in saying that, I do prefer it to people taking daft routes to try and avoid the wee swear filter. "Fvck" and "Fukk" and the like. Ridiculous. Fuck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 When you edit a reply and then your post gets filled with all that <BR> pish and ye have to go back and use the full editor to get rid of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck1874 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 People who refer to 'one' as juan or even worse pronounce 'want' as waant. Speak your fucking language please -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 My work was robbed during the night. The boss came in this morning to find the safe had been ripped off the wall. 6 days takings gone, along with 2 charity boxes. Dirty scummy b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 My work was robbed during the night. The boss came in this morning to find the safe had been ripped off the wall. 6 days takings gone, along with 2 charity boxes. Dirty scummy b*****ds. How much did you get? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Jumped into my mates car after a hard days work, only to find, that the gormless tw@t had aimlessly left an unopened sweet n sour dip on the fukn seat, which burst it's sticky, stinky contents fukn everywhere!! Not happy!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Jumped into my mates car after a hard days work, only to find, that the gormless tw@t had aimlessly left an unopened sweet n sour dip on the fukn seat, which burst it's sticky, stinky contents fukn everywhere!! Not happy!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Robbed a shop a couple of days ago expecting major loot. All I got was what must've been around 6 days takings and 2 charity tins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 To all you spam mailers trying to sell me your wares, this is not Black Friday. It is neither Friday the 13th or the F'ing US of A. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 4 boys at my work got paid off today, and an annoucement is getting made on Tuesday. I am shiting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) When people refer to the 'last Ice Age' when they're actually referring to the one we're still in. All this ice all around the polar regions ain't actually normal folks. 4 boys at my work got paid off today, and an annoucement is getting made on Tuesday. I am shiting it. Gads min, horrible situation. I'd been worrying about that for a wee bit because I'd been non-billable in my work for a good while. Couldn't get to sleep some nights. Hope it turns out alright for you. Edited November 23, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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