mattydfc Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Fearne Cotton on Children in Need. Pregnant, honestly, who the f**k would go near that? Me. About 1037493 million times as well. She's beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Me. About 1037493 million times as well. She's beautiful. Huge fucking nostrils though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 She's beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Warne Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 People who drink milk straight out the carton. My cornflakes are in milk that has been in and out your mouth, get a fucking glass for fucks sake !!!! Death by firing squad IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 I refuse to believe that Fearne Cotton has a fanny. She's probably like a Barbie doll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 There's a band called We Butter The Bread With Butter . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 The character Damian in only fools and horses. What a piss poor attempt at creating a son for del boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 The character Damian in only fools and horses. What a piss poor attempt at creating a son for del boy. ^^^^ post has only just arrived from the 90s by carrier pigeon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 ^^^^ post has only just arrived from the 90s by carrier pigeon. Early 2000's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Early 2000's 1990's http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0026076/filmoseries#tt0081912 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Early 2000's ^^^^ doesn't ken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 1990's http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0026076/filmoseries#tt0081912 ^^^^ kens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Couples who meet in a supermarket aisle with big trolleys. Stop and relive the holiday experiences. Please move to the car park. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 I spent all of Saturday working on my dads car. Was expecting a simple oil change but discovered when I put it on a ramp he needed two tyres, a front spring and back pads. The fact that it's a Renault Modus will maybe help explain why this got on my tits but lets just say I ended up there for hours instead of one. Decided to be nice and wash it afterwards for him. This earned me a grand sum of £10, despite the fact I could've earned £50 if I'd actually worked. Went to the Saints game and found that some knob had battered along the side of it and he now had a dented door, broken wing mirror, broken headlight, cracked wing and at least two panels needing painted nobody seen anything and the police are "looking" into it. Despite the fact its clearly a bus that hit it because the height and colour of the marks they haven't yet contacted Stagecoach. The insurance company are willing to give out £200 to fix all this ( ) so it looks like I'll be left to try and sort it all again. The wing mirrors electric, electrics on Renaults are knobs, I feel this saga won't be resolved easily 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 I spent all of Saturday working on my dads car. Was expecting a simple oil change but discovered when I put it on a ramp he needed two tyres, a front spring and back pads. The fact that it's a Renault Modus will maybe help explain why this got on my tits but lets just say I ended up there for hours instead of one. Decided to be nice and wash it afterwards for him. This earned me a grand sum of £10, despite the fact I could've earned £50 if I'd actually worked. Went to the Saints game and found that some knob had battered along the side of it and he now had a dented door, broken wing mirror, broken headlight, cracked wing and at least two panels needing painted nobody seen anything and the police are "looking" into it. Despite the fact its clearly a bus that hit it because the height and colour of the marks they haven't yet contacted Stagecoach. The insurance company are willing to give out £200 to fix all this ( ) so it looks like I'll be left to try and sort it all again. The wing mirrors electric, electrics on Renaults are knobs, I feel this saga won't be resolved easily Unfortunately, it's the same electrics in Nissans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Couples who meet in a supermarket aisle with big trolleys. Stop and relive the holiday experiences. Please move to the car park. Thank you. i have to say a supermarket is usually a good place to catch up with people you haven't seen for a while, went today and had a good craic with a cousin I hadn't seen in about 5 years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Saintee Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Burds that bite when you're kissing. What the f**k. Stop biting my face. That is not turning me on just making me bleed. Dinnie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Burds that bite when you're kissing. What the f**k. Stop biting my face. That is not turning me on just making me bleed. Dinnie. ^^^^ VL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtieforlife Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 The fact no one's display name is as funny as mine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 The fact no one's display name is as funny as mine You are a fanny was taken then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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