11thHour Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I've never had a Scottish note refused in any establishment in England they just look at you like you drew on a piece of paper and handed it over to them though. Although at this years Download we handed the taxi driver a Scottish £20 note and he asked us if we had any English notes as he "would have to drive to the bank and change it". The first year I went to Turkey I got speaking to a guy in the duty free shop and I asked him why they didnt accept Scottish notes and he didnt know why, and he also wouldn't believe me that they were the same amount! He thought if you changed a Scottish tenner into English money you would only get "around eight pounds English". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 It's not funny when folk do it practically right at your front door when parking is tight enough as it is though. which part of musselburgh you in ? i do pizza deliveries there and some of the streets are just rubbish to get down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 The fact that football has been back for over a month and I still havent attended a game. Did you not used to be a celtic fan or did I dream that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Calling Christmas "crimbo", "xmas", or any other shite names. EDIT: And this piece of shite keyboard! Edited August 28, 2012 by Raidernation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I have spent a baw hair off £400 since last Friday. This includes specsavers robbing me of £52! Granted I have spent £100 on shoes so not all things are doom and gloom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Fat girls that wear those see through leggings and nothing to over them to stop us seeing there fat white arse. You would think that their "Mates" would tell them how fucking stupid and disgusting they look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 See through leggings?! Surely not a real thing? Oh dear god, normal leggings on huge fat birds are bad enough! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Fat girls that wear those see through leggings and nothing to over them to stop us seeing there fat white arse. You would think that their "Mates" would tell them how fucking stupid and disgusting they look. But there mates will think they look "gawjus!". Idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Fat girls that wear those see through leggings and nothing to over them to stop us seeing there fat white arse. You would think that their "Mates" would tell them how fucking stupid and disgusting they look. They're called 'mumblers' you can see the lips but you can't make out what they're saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 See through leggings?! Surely not a real thing? Oh dear god, normal leggings on huge fat birds are bad enough! I think it's because they are fat and the leggings are streached. But there mates will think they look "gawjus!". Idiots. It's the same when you see the girls with the foundation slapped on their face that isn't the same colour as the rest of them. You think,why the f**k would any of your mates let you walk out the door looking like that? They're called 'mumblers' you can see the lips but you can't make out what they're saying. That's just wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 One of the major differences between men and women. If a man wore a shite pair of shoes/trainers, their pals would rip the f**k out of them for their bad taste. If a woman wore a pair of luminous green clown shoes with a wee red pom pom on the toes her pals would be accepting if this and possibly even try to convince her that she was the height of fashion. In short, women are mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 You missed out "and the minute the woman in question was out the door, she'd be getting viciously ripped into behind her back" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 1346415979[/url]' post='6582301']You missed out "and the minute the woman in question was out the door, she'd be getting viciously ripped into behind her back" Aye! "Oh chick (women call each other chick these days) you should tweet Victoria Beckham a picture of them! They're amazeballs!!" Chick walks out of the room... "Holy f**k! Does she get hand-me-downs from Doink?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 The pair of absolute roaster lassies that sit behind me in Maths... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 The pair of absolute roaster lassies that sit behind me in Maths... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Had two knockbacks at playtime . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 My Sky appears to be fucked. Got a message saying no satellite signal is being received. I assume I'm going to have to incur a £90(?) charge to send out an engineer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) A whole table of graduates sitting in a pub and trying to flip beer mats onto their pint glasses for about half an hour. On the plus side, one of them spilled his glass of coke over the guy sitting opposite whilst trying it. Wahahahaha. My Sky appears to be fucked. Got a message saying no satellite signal is being received. I assume I'm going to have to incur a £90(?) charge to send out an engineer? I occasionally get the 'no signal detected' message with my Freeview box, although turning it on and off at the wall tends to do the job for that. I'm guessing satellite dishes are a little more complex that that though! Edited August 31, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 My Sky appears to be fucked. Got a message saying no satellite signal is being received. I assume I'm going to have to incur a £90(?) charge to send out an engineer? No. Is it poor weather outside? Check the back of the box for loose wires. If all else fails PM Andy C. He'll see you right Well might not see you right, since you support rival clubs but worth a shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 It's been like that for a few days now. I left it switched off at the wall for a couple of days and when I returned home today the same message appeared. Doesn't appear to be any loose connections. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Had two knockbacks at playtime . Good god, no. "Ah hate mundees" "Ah hate mundeez, choosdeez AND wednzdeez" and "That wans so hard" (wahey) "Ah think we should ask fur help" are examples of their high-quality conversations with each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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