Raidernation Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 People leaving dirty dishes when it takes 5 mins to put them in the dishwashewr and switch the fucker on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Folk calling in work sick so the rest of you have to pick up their work load! 3 out of 10 tonight and 1 was even stupid enough to put pictures of their night out on facebook! A mate of mine had a temp work for him and asked for time off to go watch Newcastle. My mate said no and the guy phoned in sick and posted photos on Facebook of him at the game. He was fired or whatever it is you do wi agency staff. What a flange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Insomnia..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 A mate of mine had a temp work for him and asked for time off to go watch Newcastle. My mate said no and the guy phoned in sick and posted photos on Facebook of him at the game. He was fired or whatever it is you do wi agency staff. What a flange. The thick c**t was moaning last night about being pulled in for a disciplinary! My response, "DUH!" best I have ever heard was my mate calling in sick as they wouldn't give him time off, then everyone finding out he was actually at a mcfly concert. He has never lived that down! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 c***s that drink too much on a Saturday night so they call in ill on Sunday night so you're the only driver on and everyone is complaining how long it's taken to deliver stuff. Thanks knobache Oh and the in laws dug that needed out at 12:45 and 5:30 to only go shit in a corner. Genius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Wankers who decide to have a lengthy drink at the bar with their mates in a crammed beer tent which has a queue ten folk long running the length of the bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Crashing and burning at the golf at the weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Missing out on the play-offs by 1pt so no repeat of last season's Grand Final victory and subsequent promotion. Taking 4pts out of the last 9 available was the killer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I actually cannot function when I've not slept properly or have overslept a great deal, it's odd. It's like being hungover except my brain doesn't seem to comprehend english aswell, it's like every command is a complex algorithm. I also turn into some accident prone freak and knock over everything in my path, it's horrible. So aye, lack of sleep. Don't like it. ~80% of a hangover is down to the tiredness imo. Leaving a party in morning daylight certainly doesn't help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 ~80% of a hangover is down to the tiredness imo. Leaving a party in morning daylight certainly doesn't help. Surely I'm not the only one who overcompensates by sleeping the same amount of time and just getting up in the afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) Someone once told me that due to being absolutely pished you are not actually getting rem sleep and are more like being in a state of unconsciousness so even sleeping a long time your mind is still tired and struggles to function the next day. Probably talking shite though! Edited August 13, 2012 by Honest_Man#1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The new cleaner came to the house this evening to introduce herself/get a key,i want my 25 year old stunning polish bird back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 The new cleaner came to the house this evening to introduce herself/get a key,i want my 25 year old stunning polish bird back Let me guess.......She used to be a Belarus Shotputter..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 People leaving dirty dishes when it takes 5 mins to put them in the dishwashewr and switch the fucker on! Trust me, it takes me a lot longer than that to get Mrs P up and running. To be fair my efforts at switching her on aren't what they used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Trust me, it takes me a lot longer than that to get Mrs P up and running. To be fair my efforts at switching her on aren't what they used to be. Look on the bright side, your still on the pitch and havnae been subbied............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Look on the bright side, your still on the pitch and havnae been subbied............. Aye but I don't take penalty kicks any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Trust me, it takes me a lot longer than that to get Mrs P up and running. To be fair my efforts at switching her on aren't what they used to be. I believe it was yourself who recommended a fatty to practice on when I was having this problem (and of course single). Obviously in your case you'll be commiting adultery, but at least she'll appreciate the fact that you willing to go that far just to switch her on again, I mean some women are so ungrateful these days... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I believe it was yourself who recommended a fatty to practice on when I was having this problem (and of course single). Obviously in your case you'll be commiting adultery, but at least she'll appreciate the fact that you willing to go that far just to switch her on again, I mean some women are so ungrateful these days... Some women? My recommendation obviously did the trick for you then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) Some women? My recommendation obviously did the trick for you then. It did indeed! Have a greenie... Edited August 14, 2012 by the jambo-rocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Someone once told me that due to being absolutely pished you are not actually getting rem sleep and are more like being in a state of unconsciousness so even sleeping a long time your mind is still tired and struggles to function the next day. Probably talking shite though! Alcohol brings your blood sugar levels down. When they get too low, your sleep gets disrupted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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