mizfit Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 New guy starts at work New guy moans like f**k about company policies New guy moans at you for said policies New guy just moans all day New guy shows up with a sevco top on at work and starts accusing celtic of corrupting the SFA SHUT UP!!! rant over 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Sakes Guess who from your old team joined mine.. The wee pregnant one. Wait, you move to Thurso and she's preggers... I wouldn't touch her with yours. She looks like Jimmy Krankie. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I wouldn't touch her with yours. She looks like Jimmy Krankie. You won't need to worry about contraception. A couple of shifts in a nuclear power station and you'd be as well having your balls painted on for all the use they'll be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 You won't need to worry about contraception. A couple of shifts in a nuclear power station and you'd be as well having your balls painted on for all the use they'll be. It also saves me money buying bongo mags, it's the job that keeps on paying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 My ipod now has a selection of songs which decide to stop dead 3/4 of the way through with the rest of it 'lost'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Was taking the cat down to my sisters last week - about a 40 minute drive - and about 10 minutes in she was sick in the box. Then she spent the rest of journey meowing loudly about being in a box of sick. Not one of my better car journeys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Wasps landing in your pint for a frantic swim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Wasps landing in your pint for a frantic swim. Protein, innit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Was taking the cat down to my sisters last week - about a 40 minute drive - and about 10 minutes in she was sick in the box. Then she spent the rest of journey meowing loudly about being in a box of sick. Not one of my better car journeys. To be fair, you'd be none too happy if you were in a box of sick either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Scotfail at it again. A signal failure between Gilmour Street and Port Glasgow meant that I had no way of getting through to Cappielow for the match against Livingston. Not sure what was worse, missing out on the match or being stuck in Paisley for nearly an hour... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I wouldn't touch her with yours. She looks like Jimmy Krankie. And sounds like it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Scotfail at it again. A signal failure between Gilmour Street and Port Glasgow meant that I had no way of getting through to Cappielow for the match against Livingston. Not sure what was worse, missing out on the match or being stuck in Paisley for nearly an hour... The latter, definately the latter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Scotfail at it again. A signal failure between Gilmour Street and Port Glasgow meant that I had no way of getting through to Cappielow for the match against Livingston. Not sure what was worse, missing out on the match or being stuck in Paisley for nearly an hour... I ended up sharing a taxi with a mate and 2 others who I didn't know (1 Livi fan, 1 Morton fan). Cost £20 to Greenock on top of the £12 I'd already spent on coming from Livingston. Seething. Looks like I can get a refund though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I ended up sharing a taxi with a mate and 2 others who I didn't know (1 Livi fan, 1 Morton fan). Cost £20 to Greenock on top of the £12 I'd already spent on coming from Livingston. Seething. Looks like I can get a refund though. I (stupidly) didn't take any extra cash with me otherwise I would have done the same. Oh well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 People that quote or reply to another post yet say nothing. Say something or comment FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 People that quote or reply to another post yet say nothing. Say something or comment FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Folk calling in work sick so the rest of you have to pick up their work load! 3 out of 10 tonight and 1 was even stupid enough to put pictures of their night out on facebook! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slainte Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Woken up at 6:30 on a Sunday morning by arsehole upstairs neighbours - music blaring and them jumping about. C***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The big chair Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 c***s pointing out you need to edit your posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 c***s posting whilst still pished.;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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