smpar Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Why are you, a Dunfermline fan, on the SPL forum ? Just to see if we're missed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 The idiot protester at the shell garages today. Don't they actually think about the disruption they cause to folk?? Wankstains, the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1888bhoy67 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 the mrs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 The idiot protester at the shell garages today. Don't they actually think about the disruption they cause to folk?? Wankstains, the lot of them. It was worth it though just to see it getting reported on the Scottish news and watchin the wee guy in the background pulling his mates trackies down on live telly. Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ha!! Missed that one, canny beat a good de-breeding. My mate did that to another mate down at flamingo land a few years back whilst he was standing watching the dodgers, in full view of families. Turns out he wasn't wearing any boxwees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Boxers even. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Oh, and it was dodgems, not fuckin dodgers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ha!! Missed that one, canny beat a good de-breeding. My mate did that to another mate down at flamingo land a few years back whilst he was standing watching the dodgers, in full view of families. Turns out he wasn't wearing any boxwees You're having a loaf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Boxers even. I prefer boxwees. Petty things- On the word association thread a few minutes ago the word to follow on from was blow. What would 99% of guys write after that? That's right, so would I you dirty b*****d! But what did 'qosrush' write? Football!? Pussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ha!! Missed that one, canny beat a good de-breeding. My mate did that to another mate down at flamingo land a few years back whilst he was standing watching the dodgers, in full view of families. Turns out he wasn't wearing any boxwees hopefully it was only the yeast that had risen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 f**k sake. Is there a spellchecker app for the iPhone??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 de-breeding? is that what horny couples in the Caribbean get up to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Yah man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I hate Vans shoes. Every ned this side of the sun is wearing them now. I remember neds used to bully people who wore them. I see a lot of them wearing Ferrari jackets (the official F1 team ones) aswell, I bet none have them have ever watched an F1 race in their life... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Be easier just to shut the feckin' patio door that hold an enquiry about the origin of the shite. I was just in such a comfortable position that I was prepared to leave it open and just smell the shite instead of getting up incase I couldn't get that comfortable again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Getting into bed, getting into a very comfortable position and starting to fall asleep... then BANG! The biting feeling in your bowel that says "go for a shite". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Getting into bed, getting into a very comfortable position and starting to fall asleep... then BANG! The biting feeling in your bowel that says "go for a shite". ^^^^^^^swallowed own false teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 ^^^^^^^swallowed own false teeth. Thankfully not, when I go to bed I always put them in a glass of water next to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 People not knowing the difference between their, there and they're; oh and not knowing the difference between butter and shitty margarine spreads. Chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 People not knowing the difference between their, there and they're; oh and not knowing the difference between butter and shitty margarine spreads. Chocolate. Your right, their the worst type of person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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