Sweet Pete Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Pretty much same actually It's always for something totally inane too, like "OMG Tam drank 10 pints last night. LEG-END!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 You're an angry, angry man Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 You're an angry, angry man Pete. You've no idea, Dave. We can't all be happy drunks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Tam's physical state after 10 pints determines how much of a legend he is, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Tam's physical state after 10 pints determines how much of a legend he is, IMO. It's also got to be qualified by the speed at which he consumed them. I mean, most people could knock back 10 pints over 12 hours and not be much more than a bit pished, if he sinks them in 3 hours and there's not so much as a slurred word - kudos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 The amount of people saying that it's the 1st of December on Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 It's also got to be qualified by the speed at which he consumed them. I mean, most people could knock back 10 pints over 12 hours and not be much more than a bit pished, if he sinks them in 3 hours and there's not so much as a slurred word - kudos. Either way, Tam is a legend for having 10 pints in a day. The amount of people saying that it's the 1st of December on Facebook. There seems to be a big deal about the fact that Christmas is this month. Everyone's been talking about the fucking thing since October. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extraordinAYRy Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Turned right at a cross roads the other day. The road I turned into was flooded but not deep. There was a guy sitting in his Audi convertible facing the opposite way from where I was going. I drive a Toyota Hilux so don't slow down for something as trifling as a slightly deeper than a usual puddle. As you would expect there was a bit of a wave from me going through said puddle. The wave splashed up onto the Audi. Ther road I was on leads to 2 garage car parks, one of which I was going to. As I parked and got out my car, here is the driver of the Audi approaching me shouting about me soaking his car! Now, this was on Tuesday, and it was, and had been all day, absolutely pishing down! Couldn't believe it and just started laughing at him. He mumbled something about calling the police so I told him I would be in the garage for half an hour or so, so feel free to call the cops. I also suggested that if he was so concerned about his car getting wet, maybe he shouldn't drive it in the pishing rain, and certainly shouldn't stop in the middle of a fucking road width puddle! Needless to say, the police never showed. They must have been busy attending a damp umbrella incident somewhere! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 It's also got to be qualified by the speed at which he consumed them. I mean, most people could knock back 10 pints over 12 hours and not be much more than a bit pished, if he sinks them in 3 hours and there's not so much as a slurred word - kudos. If you're even remotely pissed after 10 pints in 12 hours then you're a lassie. Either way, Tam is a legend for having 10 pints in a day. No, Tam is not a legend for having 10 pints in a day. 10 pints in a day is f**k all and, even if it were a lot, it still wouldn't make him a "legend". Ranulph Fiennes is a legend, Tam is just a p***k from the depths of my imagination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 tam is a legend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extraordinAYRy Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I am legend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I'd probably be tipsy after 10 pints in 12 hours. But I'm a lightweight b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I'd be bored as f**k after 10 pints in 12 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 My jobs under threat of redundancy. Eeeek. 60% of my job pool getting made redundant. Squeaky bum time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 60% of my job pool getting made redundant. Squeaky bum time. Fancy a job in this office - You can replace some of the idiot females putting up trees and tinsel instead of working - Yes aware of irony of posting this while I should be working but I'm not spending ALL day on the 1st of December fannying around with decorations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 People on here that support Scotttish teams but use the term 'we' when discussing a generic English team that they have seen about twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) Stevenage have had a poor start to the season but I think we can go for triple promotion. Edited for being an illiterate twat. Edited December 1, 2011 by smpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 People on here that support Scotttish teams but use the term 'we' when discussing a generic English team that they have seen about twice on tv Fixed it for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) Stevenage have had a poor start to the season but I think we can go for triple promotion. Edited for being an illiterate twat. tripple Pronunciation:/ˈtrɪp(ə)l/ South African noun [in singular] a horse’s gait in which both left and then both right legs move together. verb [no object] (of a horse) move at the pace of a tripple. Edit: b*****d you just got the edit in time!! Edited December 1, 2011 by Cowden til i die 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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