vikingTON Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 People continuously crying about zonal marking. Granted its some fuckwit on Channel 5 but it does my box in - as if no goals are ever conceded when a team man-marks. And as we know, all man-markers are going to be smarter, faster and stronger than their opponent. Generally speaking - it fucking works as good if not better than the alternative. So shut your pus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 And shoppers in Asda in Larbert/Stennie. If you want a conversation with someone who you aint seen in a while, phone/text/web chat them. Don't stand in the middle of the fooking aisle when I am trying to check the price of cheese . By Christ I am on my highhorse tonight . Perhaps a can of beer will ease this rage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Very tired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 And shoppers in Asda in Larbert/Stennie. If you want a conversation with someone who you aint seen in a while, phone/text/web chat them. Don't stand in the middle of the fooking aisle when I am trying to check the price of cheese . By Christ I am on my highhorse tonight . Perhaps a can of beer will ease this rage This is brilliant and I totally agree. I absolutely fucking loathe going to that store as its full of total fucktards ,who treat it as a major social outing and take about 2 hours to buy a fucking loaf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Welcome to the club UTN . Sad thing was, there wisnae a looker between them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Welcome to the club UTN . Sad thing was, there wisnae a looker between them PLUS the fact that their self service scanners are the worst in any supermarket I've ever been in. My theory is the sensors canny read the barcodes correctly as a result of being covered in droll eminating from 99% of the fuckers mouths who use them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Absolutely long as f**k bigotfest orange walk going down Wishaw Main Street when I was at a restaurant seeing my family I haven't seen in weeks. Total fucking c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 my cousin. stupid bint is one of the usual facebook attention seekers. well sadly, she picked the wrong day and event to try and get attention. my aunt died in the early hours of this morning (my cousins dads twin) she was only 55. i live about 180 miles away yet saw her more in the last 5 years than my cousin who lived in same town. she was doing the whole woe is me act on facebook without saying what was up. cue a shitload of the usual whats up *** etc etc. then the 'i dont know how to get over this' posts, still not saying what. i went on to the post and said 'if only you gave this much of a f**k about her when she was alive. still raging got a feeling my preggo sister is going to knocker her coupon about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 The 'Independence' thread. And I used to think that Misc Other Football was full of pointless trolls.... Stop calling my kind pointless we may live under bridges and scare the odd goat/ child but we are a valuable member of society *stands proud and pushes out chest* -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Just got my phone bill in from BT and it was £125.76 which is the usual amount,We pay by direct debit every month £47 which works out at £141 so that covers the bill and more. But BT have changed the amount to £63 a month from next month so that would mean £189 I fucking think not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 The P&B clock confusing me by fast forwarding 5 hours. I'm easily confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number one wasp Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 The incompetance of Mike Mulraney and the Alloa board not sacking AM months ago and letting us get into this mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Everyone is away to Glasgow for the final game of the season and I'm sat at home watchin the telly preparing mentally for tonights night shift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 The 'Independence' thread. And I used to think that Misc Other Football was full of pointless trolls.... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 (edited) Getting older. Getting ready for the match today. Opened car door, coat scarf and bunnet in one hand, travel mug of coffee in the other. Put mug on the glass of the sun roof then placed apparell on passenger seat. Decided that it was a wee bit hot in the car opened the electric windows, decided was sill too warm opened up the sun roof, 2 seconds later burned to f**k with coffee. Lost 3 to f**k all. The end. Edited May 8, 2011 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Getting older. Getting ready for the match today. Opened car door, coat scarf and bunnet in one hand, travel mug of coffee in the other. Put mug on the glass of the sun roof then placed apparell on passenger seat. Decided that it was a wee bit hot in the car opened the electric windows, decided was sill too warm opened up the sun roof, 2 seconds later buned to f**k with coffee. Lost 3 to f**k all. The end. i'm sorry but that made me chuckle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 My mrs is pissed off cause I was a bit late last night.....so I'm getting the silent treatment! It's so fucking frustrating 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 My mrs is pissed off cause I was a bit late last night.....so I'm getting the silent treatment! It's so fucking frustrating Define "a bit". 5 minutes is "a bit" late. An hour is "a lot" late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRoad Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Vladimir Romanov. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Define "a bit". 5 minutes is "a bit" late. An hour is "a lot" late. Pfft, typical wimmin's response. What was it Rab C once said "pop out for some milk, meet a wee pal and before you know where you are it's Wednesday" (or words to those effects!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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