Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I'm currently being forced to listen to my neighbours shouting and swearing and banging around the house. I've never heard a couple argue like this pair, but it happens all the fucking time. If my relationship was as volatile as theirs I'd simply walk away for the sake of both parties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I'm currently being forced to listen to my neighbours shouting and swearing and banging around the house. I've never heard a couple argue like this pair, but it happens all the fucking time. If my relationship was as volatile as theirs I'd simply walk away for the sake of both parties. By staying together, they're probably keeping two strangers very happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 By staying together, they're probably keeping two strangers very happy. Aye, but they're making me fucking miserable. It's more uncomfortable as I actually get on well with the guy, we went to school together and, aside from the rowing, they're very good neighbours, but hearing all that goes on between them makes for some uncomfortable stair meetings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Aye, but they're making me fucking miserable. It's more uncomfortable as I actually get on well with the guy, we went to school together and, aside from the rowing, they're very good neighbours, but hearing all that goes on between them makes for some uncomfortable stair meetings. Have you never tried rattling the lemon curd in a consoling kind of way? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Have you never tried rattling the lemon curd in a consoling kind of way? Not yet, but as you recommend it I'll give it a try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerwick Lad Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 People who say Camp Nou instead the The Nou Camp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 I'm currently being forced to listen to my neighbours shouting and swearing and banging around the house. I've never heard a couple argue like this pair, but it happens all the fucking time. If my relationship was as volatile as theirs I'd simply walk away for the sake of both parties. anon call to the rozzers. i had a neighbour like that, except i couldnt stand him, they will come out and hint that they are a tad too loud with their arguements. they'll keep it down from then on out of embarrasment.. or in my case, threaten a random guy passing the stair with a samuri sword (i loved living in westerhailes) then you invite her up for a consoling coffee and pork her senseless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 anon call to the rozzers. i had a neighbour like that, except i couldnt stand him, they will come out and hint that they are a tad too loud with their arguements. they'll keep it down from then on out of embarrasment.. or in my case, threaten a random guy passing the stair with a samuri sword (i loved living in westerhailes) then you invite her up for a consoling coffee and pork her senseless. I like your style re: pumping the burd, but it would be too obvious that it was me who called the fuzz. I'm determined to sell once my fixed period expires anyway. Can't come soon enough. Incidentally, does anyone want to buy a flat? It's in a lovely area and the neighbours are great... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 I like your style re: pumping the burd, but it would be too obvious that it was me who called the fuzz. I'm determined to sell once my fixed period expires anyway. Can't come soon enough. Incidentally, does anyone want to buy a flat? It's in a lovely area and the neighbours are great... Hmmm depends if the nutty bird is worth one or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 (edited) Hmmm depends if the nutty bird is worth one or not. She certainly is. She's got a wean, but other than that I'd have no objections to pumping her. Edit: £70k and the opportunity's yours. Edited April 13, 2011 by Sweet Pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Sounds a boot of the highest order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 I have been put on the rota to work tomorrow when i am on holiday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Full of lead maybe, the boot. Nah, the thing is he's said to me a few times about how much of a control freak she is. We bam him up sometimes about how much of a psycho she is, and he actually said to me "You don't know the half of it", but he's ridiculously loved up. His mum and sister really don't like the lassie 'cos they see what she's like, and have tried saying to him about how he never sees his pals or anything anymore but like you say it seems to be making him more determined to spend even more time with her and they now look like they're gonnae move in together. She's already got a wee boy and has been offered a flat. I fear he's a lost cause, and in fairness to her, if he's gonnae let her treat him like that then maybe he deserves all he gets. Maybe he should grow a pair instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Maybe he should grow a pair instead. Of course he should, if it wasn't my mate i would be laughing at the "mug". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Of course he should, if it wasn't my mate i would be laughing at the "mug". You should be laughing at him anyway because he is your mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I need to go into Glasgow just to give a tenner in to attend the Graduation Ball. I really can't be bothered but I suppose it'll be a decent night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 You should be laughing at him anyway because he is your mate. You should be laughing at his ESPECIALLY because he's your mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 You should be laughing at his ESPECIALLY because he's your mate. It's what any good mate would do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 It's what any good mate would do. Of course. If they dont slate, harrass and generally abuse you at the slightest opportunity, theyre not really your mates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Of course. If they don't slate, harass and generally abuse you at the slightest opportunity, they're not really your mates. This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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