bullywee Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 good question, why were you ironing the floor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 The clues in his username. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Maybe he can't afford an ironing board? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 IDIOTS: burnt a carpet with an iron? Simply turn your carpet into one of those fancy patterned ones by repeating the same mistake in a uniform layout across the whole of the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Here's a WILD suggestion. Maybe he was ironing, on an ironing board and the iron FELL off the ironing board on to the carpet below. Maybe that's a bit too far fetched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Here's a WILD suggestion. Maybe he was ironing, on an ironing board and the iron FELL off the ironing board on to the carpet below. Maybe that's a bit too far fetched. What did he do after that happened, run around in a circle flapping his hands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Dunno chief, I wasn't there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Here's a WILD suggestion. Maybe he was ironing, on an ironing board and the iron FELL off the ironing board on to the carpet below. Maybe that's a bit too far fetched. Correct, I tripped over the wire like the clumsy b*****d I am and the iron fell face down on the carpet. Thought it was pretty clear I wouldn't be ironing on the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Correct, I tripped over the wire like the clumsy b*****d I am and the iron fell face down on the carpet. Thought it was pretty clear I wouldn't be ironing on the floor. You could turn the carpet inside oot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 You could turn the carpet inside oot. Thank you! I'll certainly keep that in mind. Superb idea, but I'll maybe do it when the folks are in bed. You don't think they'll notice, do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 More to the point, if he lives with his maw why the f**k was he ironing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 More to the point, if he lives with his maw why the f**k was he ironing? That's not the worst part either, my girlfriend was also in the house at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 That's not the worst part either, my girlfriend was also in the house at the time. The good news is that you may never be asked to iron anything again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Correct, I tripped over the wire like the clumsy b*****d I am and the iron fell face down on the carpet. Thought it was pretty clear I wouldn't be ironing on the floor. You're from Dundee - nothing is assumed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Listening to Sky commentators at the Masters Golf rambling on for two whole minutes about less adverts this year. Gaun the BBC Saturday and Sunday. f**k SKY and their HD 3D mumbo jumbo. (signed, Peter Allis fan club) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 More to the point, if he lives with his maw why the f**k was he ironing? That's not the worst part either, my girlfriend was also in the house at the time. Same person,good dundonian!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 There is absolutely nothing to drink in my house except water. My local shop are doing 2ltr of Pepsi for 99p and I can only scrape together 80p. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I worked from 7.30 am - 5.30 p.m today with a grand total of 25 minutes for breaks. To say i'm completely fucked is an understatement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I worked from 7.30 am - 5.30 p.m today with a grand total of 25 minutes for breaks. To say i'm completely fucked is an understatement. So busy and short staffed i never even got my lunch break... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I was kind of the same capy, one of the lads got a phone call to say his wee daughter had fell and and one of her teeth had went through her lip (ouch) and then the yard foreman had to go and rebuild part of a wall after one of our drivers knocked it down with his grab, i kinda wished it would piss down with rain at some point today in the hope it would get quieter, such was the sheer backlog of tasks still to be done! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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